tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83598147061106142752024-03-13T21:21:15.954-04:00Goodson GangLife as we know itAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.comBlogger84125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-60722398326172187752012-12-26T01:04:00.001-05:002012-12-26T01:04:35.371-05:00The RentalWe are living in a rental house right now. It is awsome. No, that isn't my usual sarcasm. I mean it, I love this house, for many different reasons. First off, it isn't mine. Yes, homeownership is great and I am sure we won't be here all that long in the grand scheme of things, but I am loving it for all it is worth. So, when a kid bangs into the wall and leaves a tiny mark, I don't freak out and start wondering how I will be able to match paint colors. My blood pressure stays constant. <br />
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This house isn't for sale. Big deal! Before 'the rental' we lived in a house that was for sale for FOUR FREAKIN YEARS. We could not leave without every bed being made, every towel on every towel rack lined up perfectly and every dang fork out of the sink. Here? Nobody is going to be able to come in here and look around. HUGE. You just can't imagine the pressure that takes off me.<br />
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This house is all on one level, if you don't count the basement room I never go in. I am loving the old ranch style of this house. No stairs to climb to get to bed. No laundry to haul up, and then back down, and then back up, and then back down. And, even knowing how cool one level is, I bet we will build a two story home. Why can't we learn?<br />
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The floors are old here. They have mysterious spots and stains (all hardwood, I wouldn't survive stained carpet!) that I don't have to deal with. Mop and move on. This isn't a permanent situation and those spots are FINE. Really. And since I don't know who caused the stain or spot I don't have to get mad at that person everytime I try and fail to remove it! I know that sounds a bit over the top but floors are a big deal to me. The old, fancy house had gleaming floors. They had to stay gleaming, all the time. I swept and mopped those floors all. the. time. As soon as you'd have one room all good to go another room would fall apart on you. Which leads to my next point.<br />
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This house is a great size! Our old house was wayyyyy too big. Way! This house is so much more managable! We downsized in a big way before moving here so now we can actually fill up the rooms we have. No more cavernous spaces with nothing in them. I love that! And that is all I care to deal with, quite frankly. Formal dining room, poof! Gone for good!<br />
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If it breaks, I get to call the property management company and have it fixed. It? Whatever! 'It' could be the roof ($$$) or a slow draining tub. Not my problem! :) <br />
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Throw in that we are adjacent to the best part of Greenville - The Swamp Rabbit Trail - and I am just thrilled to be here right now.<br />
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Maybe we should rent for a few more years, just to make up our minds about what we should do. I am so happy here!!!!<br />
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-51409118710823507492012-09-23T22:12:00.000-04:002012-09-23T22:12:23.022-04:00What Did You Say?We just returned from our annual visit to Myrtle Beach. We always go on a late weekend in September, after the crowds have died down, along with the heat. It is always a great time for us, and this year was no exception. However, we did run into a bit of trouble on the beach. I'm still shaking my head over it.<br />
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We went down to the beach yesterday morning, ready to hit the waves. Everyone was knee deep in the water except me when a young, smiling life guard drove up to me on his four wheeler. He says, "She can't use that float in the water."<br />
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What did he just say?<br />
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Did I hear that right?<br />
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I must not have heard him correctly.<br />
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Did he just tell me we can't use a float in the Atlantic Ocean?<br />
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No, that can't be what he just said.<br />
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I must have looked quite intelligent as I stared at this young fella. I was smiling, but my brain was going a million miles a minute without being able to say a thing. He finally broke the stand-off by saying, "It's plastic. She can't use it here." Finally I gathered myself enough to ask, very slowly, "What....does....that....MEAN?" <br />
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He was being very patient with me and was happy to explain that her float was made of plastic, and it might pop while she was out there, and she might not be able to swim. And I could have pointed out that we've had it for at least two summers with not so much as a slow leak and that she can swim, and that her dad is RIGHT BESIDE HER. But I knew it would do no good. And it wasn't his fault. He was just the unfortunate messenger, not the one who thought this asinine rule up to begin with. Instead I just said, "So, she had to leave the float on the beach and go out into the ocean with NOTHING to float on, and that will be safer than risking letting her play in her plastic float which might pop." I let him escape with a final comment when I pointed out that I sure hope Florida didn't catch wind of this.<br />
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People. I am hear to tell you the world has gone all sorts of crazy. We are being 'helped' by so many stupid rules these days. Our government seems to have nothing better to do than sit around worrying about plastic floats that might pop. Because goodness knows everything else is just going so well out there that we've nothing better to deal with than that. Little girls floating in knee deep water beside their fathers in big, pink, polka-dotted plastic floats - that is the real problem.<br />
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Do you know that thing about the frog? Frogs will immediately jump out of a pot of boiling water, but they will slowly cook if you put them in room temperature water and slowly heat it to boiling. (And they don't even get a pink plastic float!) Well, we are here. We've been here for quite sometime. When are we going to realize the water is boiling and we are being cooked alive!? Please, fight this stuff. When you hear stories about your City Council, your elected representatives, your Government making up stupid rules, fight back! The City of Myrtle Beach will hear from me, you can bet on that one. Will it change anything? No, not one thing. Not even a chance of that happening. Because it is already on the books and no one fought it. Once it is there, it is very difficult to get back. And I don't see too many folks, especially those from out of town/state getting as fired up as I do. They just go and buy the fabric wrapped float with the 360 degree rope, that is 3/8" minimum diameter and has 10% slack and go on their merry way. And really, in and of itself, it isn't that big of a deal. But it raises the temperature of the water in the frog pot by a fraction of a degree, and we should never lose sight of that. OUR GOVERNMENT IS TAKING CONTROL OF OUR LIVES BY MANY SMALL DECISIONS THAT, ON THE SURFACE, SEEM INCONSEQUENTIAL. Death by a thousand small cuts. We need to act before it is too late!<br />
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So, since we are homeschooling now, we decided to have a Saturday lesson. We had an impromptu Civics lesson about Civil Disobedience. Go ahead, ask any of my kids the definition of the word. We even had a demonstration of civil disobedience when Andy took the pink, plastic, polka dotted float out in the ocean for a few minutes. Guess what, it didn't pop!<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-3861013823309590172012-08-11T17:12:00.000-04:002012-08-11T17:19:02.901-04:00The ContestIf you are friends with me on Facebook or in real life you've had about all you can take of 'the contest'. And I apologize, once again, for bugging the ever lovin' mess out of you for so long. <br />
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If you aren't friends with me on Facebook then you might have missed my incessant pleas to go to PrettyDarnFunny.com and vote for me. I'm sorry we aren't FB or reality friends, because then I could have bugged you, too. And I would have, believe me!<br />
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Here's how it all started. Marilee found this contest. Marilee is my bestie. I'm a 43 year old woman using the word 'bestie'..... Well, it fits so there. And Marilee laughs at me a lot. In fact, lots of people laugh at me. So I am either very funny or quite pathetic and laughable. I choose to think I am being laughed WITH instead of AT. And honestly, I have some rather strange (funny?) things happen to me on a regular basis. I can't say why I'm always the one running across a field and cartwheeling through horse poop while 8 months pregnant but it happens. And, when those things happen and I tell people about them, I've come to realize I'll get no sympathy, only laughter. <br />
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Knowing all of my strange stories, Marilee thinks I'm a shoe in for this contest. But she has found it a few weeks in and a few of the ladies already in the contest have hundreds of votes. I bow out. Marliee persists. I cave and bring the camcorder. Marilee says, "Tell the one about getting your boob stuck in the shampoo bottle" and rolls the film. I tell it. But I don't say the word 'boob' because this is a family web-site and who knows if they want the word 'boob' used. Better safe than sorry. <br />
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I submit my video and get a few votes. I post it on FB and get a few more. Then that darn competitive streak of mine kicks in out of no where, because I've never really HAD a competitive streak. And even though the grand prize is a cruise (and I've been on one cruise and never wanted to go on a second) I decide I must win this contest. I must win at ALL COSTS. <br />
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Friends kick in big time for me. They exhaust the little orange thumb under my video and it turns grey forever. They can no longer vote for me and I've still got a lot of ground to make up to catch those early birds. I beg them to beg their friends. I start emailing people who I haven't seen in years. I find people in my address book (the kind in the drawer under the phone!) and mail them a postcard asking for votes. <br />
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It isn't enough. I've almost given up on this thing. I start thinking a consolation third place price would be just fine by me. And then I find the break I've been look for in the most unlikely of all places. The Mall.<br />
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I don't go to the Mall. I'm not a Mall Rat. Apologies to all the Mall Rats I know. I only saw one of you at the Mall. (Hey, Dot!) So for me to even be at the Mall was a huge stroke of luck. I ordered some clothes for Key online, because that is how I shop, and they didn't fit. So I had to go to the Mall and exchange them. On the way out I saw two guys, probably in their early 20's, lounging on the sofas. They each had iPhones and were playing games, probably waiting on their girlfriends to finish shopping. <br />
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At this point in time every iPhone I saw was a potential vote in my mind. I thought to myself, "Hmmm, they don't look like they have anything better to do at this point. I wonder if they'd vote for me if I went up and asked?" I gathered my nerve and did it. Both guys were happy to do it and didn't really seem to think it all that strange that I'd asked. Wow! Two votes, just for asking. Then we head for the exit. Three more votes before we get to the door. Just for asking! I was feeling giddy. <br />
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And then I hit upon a universal truth. Mall Rats have iPhones. Every single one of them! A new plan was hatched. Marilee got to watch my kids while I headed out the Mall once a week to hit up unsuspecting Mall Rats for votes! Mall Rats are extremely nice people. They carry their phones in their hands and are easy to spot. They all (with the exception of three people) were very happy to go to PrettyDarnFunny and vote for me. Many of them bookmarked the site and promised to go back and vote again the next day, without me even asking them to! I suspect that in the last month of the contest I got between 250 and 300 from those gracious people at the Mall.<br />
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Long story getting even longer....I won the contest! Yes I did!!!! My husband and I will fly from Atlanta to Miami on November 3rd. Someone will meet us at the airport and drive us to the Carnival Legend cruise ship. We will spend 7 nights aboard the ship with stops in Belize, Roatan, Cozumel and Grand Cayman. All because Marilee insisted I record a funny story.<br />
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And that is the story of 'The Contest'. Many, many, MANY thanks go out to my friends, family, their friends and families, Mall Rats everywhere, Facebook friends, MARILEE, and Deseret Book (contest sponsor). <br />
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I'll blog about our trip and hope that nothing too funny happens while we are gone. I'm going to take an extra bottle of shampoo, just in case!<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-55251515367673575362012-08-10T20:00:00.000-04:002012-08-10T20:00:24.631-04:00Summer Time in FloridaI have to confess. We've been laughing at you. Yes, you. We sit around the pool and laugh. Because you go all wide-eyed on us when we say we are going to Florida for the summer. You ask us why we would even consider going to FL during the summer months. You ask as we are surrounded by school aged children. We go to FL in the summer because it is the only time we CAN go. <br />
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So we sit at the pool, alone, and laugh. Because most everyone thinks we must be melting into the chaise loungers on the pool deck. Only we AREN'T! To be honest, there is a great sea breeze blowing right over us and sometimes when we get out of the pool it is downright chilly! No, I'm not kidding! And we love having the pool to ourselves. Yeah, people come in for the 4th of July, but then we get the pool and beach back - all to ourselves. It is beyond awesome!<br />
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We go on bike rides each evening. We pull over on ocean front streets to watch the sunset. We can ride after dark on the island (of Venice) because we practically have the whole island to ourselves! We ride in the middle of the street sometimes, because we can. We window shop the cute stores on Venice Ave. from our bikes. We stop by the children's fountain to cool off and it is empty. Just waiting for new customers. <br />
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We cruise down to Sharkey's and walk the pier. We could eat dinner there, too, if we wanted. NO LINES! What? You don't believe me? No waiting list at Sharkey's? It's TRUE! In fact, we can eat out every night and never experience a line!!!! Crow's Nest...no line. Mi Pueblo...no line. Captain Eddie's....yep, no line.<br />
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When we left Greenville this year it was 105 degrees! It could never get that hot in FL. FL just produces a big thunderstorm and cools off. Problem solved. <br />
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I don't really know why I am telling you all of this. If you really believe me you might head to FL next summer and ruin our deserted paradise. So, uhhh, just forget all that stuff. Here are some pictures of us having a miserable time in Florida this summer. Did I mention how hot it was!?<br />
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I had this teacher in high school. I think his name was Coach Thomas. In addition to his coaching duties he had to actually teach a class here and there. My brain cells must have worked really well at the time of day I was in his class because I seem to remember a few things he said almost word for word. Which is strange, because I would never have guessed he would be someone I would even remember at all (no offense intended, Coach Thomas...if that was really your name). He taught us all how to write a check. I've thought of him every time I've written one. I try to write the first number as close to the left edge of the box so no one can slip an extra number in there and scam me. Maybe Coach Thomas saved me a ton of money with that little tip, maybe not. But I always think of him when I write them.<br />
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I also make sure to hit the 'print receipt' button at the ATM because of him too. He told us the story of depositing $300 cash once and it never reached his account. $300 sounded like $300,000 to a high school student and I never wanted to make that mistake.<br />
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His most significant learning experience was the day he divided the class into two groups. He would give a scenerio and tell us if we believed that to be true we should move to one side of the room or the other. His point was to let us figure out if we were liberal (Democrat) or conservative (Republican). Up until this point in life, I didn't know the category I fit into. I already has very strong conservative beliefs, but never knew that was what I was. I thought we all had firm convictions but that day was a real eye opener for me. Human nature is a curious thing. For example, he asked if we believed in the death penalty. Lots of us moved to one side of the room, in favor of the idea. But then he'd crank it up a notch and ask if we would still believe in the death penalty if our father were on death row. Now, to me, that is the same question. And I thought it would be for everyone else. I was very wrong, and very disappointed. Maybe disillusioned is a better word. You either believe in something or you don't. You either feel something is right or wrong in your inner heart of hearts or it isn't. No matter if your dad is involved or not. But I sat by myself after he asked it that way. And that still bothers me!<br />
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I mark that lesson as one of the most significant lessons I've ever had. A true life lesson. One where you find out more about human nature than you wanted to know. And I still find that to be true in so many ways. <br />
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I think we all try to blur the lines between right and wrong sometimes to suit our needs or circumstances. But when you feel something is true in your heart, don't let compromise creep in. Stand for your values and what you hold dear. Don't let anyone talk you out of what you feel is true. Shun their attempts at labels. <br />
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Wow, that got deep! I promise to write again soon with a much lighter topic! Good night.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-7081095784938325842012-04-22T18:39:00.003-04:002012-04-22T18:51:20.297-04:00No Shampoo for YouI have been wanting to resurrect the ole blog for a long time now. I have three thousand posts swimming in my brain that need to get out and see the light of day...or black and white of print, however that works best. But TIME. Time is so hard to come by right now. I need to prioritize and make the time. I know it can be done!<br /><br />For now, I am going to ask a favor. If you read my blog, or used to read my blog, and you aren't already bombarded with my Facebook requests, will you please go and vote for me?<br /><br />You can find me at <a href="http://www.prettydarnfunny.com"><span style="color:#ff0000;">www.prettydarnfunny.com</span></a>. My video is called No Shampoo for You. I am currently in third place with 342 votes. I'd love nothing more than to top the 400 vote count by the end of the week. The first and second place ladies are both above 500, so I am not so sure I can catch them, but the vote count is only half of the way way to victory. You have to be funny as well. And the lady in first place is sorely lacking in funny. Me? I've got funny, I just lack in votes. :) What I am trying to say is, as long as I can keep my vote count up, I have a shot at this thing.<br /><br />There are two grand prizes, a cruise to the Western Carribean. But my sights are on a contact at Deseret Book, a publishing company. I have a book in mind and I'd love to have someone to pitch it to one day.<br /><br />So, I am back. I hope to commit more time to writing soon. Thanks for voting!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-26722184989310966872011-11-20T19:19:00.005-05:002011-11-20T19:58:51.946-05:00Here's to next year!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMfcStFga4nb3hPB9fGxFPbXOJIhsshqe_uSIFmXmqf06nx_HfQ3AttF4gREBfBbouA_1UJIjVS4IgMrdZ2cQsqe6heu2NMV2y135NrOmF3U1xysd9MSB-gXChyphenhyphenXvtpqscCycxjy464kjC/s1600/IMG_1296.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5677247079968615170" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMfcStFga4nb3hPB9fGxFPbXOJIhsshqe_uSIFmXmqf06nx_HfQ3AttF4gREBfBbouA_1UJIjVS4IgMrdZ2cQsqe6heu2NMV2y135NrOmF3U1xysd9MSB-gXChyphenhyphenXvtpqscCycxjy464kjC/s320/IMG_1296.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><div>2011 is almost over, and not a DAY too soon. The ole blog has been quiet lately. Mostly due to the fact that no one wants to hear a whiny person vent. I won't lie, this hasn't been an easy year. And we started it off with such high hopes! The house didn't sell, but the inside contents did, on CraigsList, because we <em><strong>thought</strong></em> the house had sold. And we gave away all our warm winter clothes, thinking we'd never need a coat again. And it just spiraled from there. But you know what, we are all together again, and that my friends is priceless. Whether it be here in SC or where we thought we'd be in FL, we are together. Valuable lessons learned. But I won't say I wouldn't change a thing, because (here it comes again) this has been a HARD year. So, marching on to a better 2012, using our best manners as we go!<br /><br />One bright spot was this past weekend. We were blessed to be able to fly up to Boston to attend Robbie's sister's wedding. Jennifer married Tyson at the Boston Temple on Friday. It was so beautiful and we are so happy for them.<br /><br />I think everyone gets a little wistful thinking back about their weddings when they attend one. But then you think of all that ground you've covered already and decide going back would be so much work to redo! I have never really wanted to go back and start over. As fun as it was, as much as we've accomplished, I just like moving forward. And since you can't go back anyway, that is just as well, huh?<br /><br />At the reception that night they had a tv in the corner with photos of the bride and groom growing up scrolling by. Then the groom's father invited Tyson and his mom up for a special collection of photos. I don't even know these people and I was crying! I love to take pictures and I take a ton of them. And when I saw those pictures of Tyson and his mom, I really didn't see them, I saw us, Key and me. My oldest hitting all those milestones. I could already do at least a 1/3 of the pictures. I can see the ones in my mind that I would use!!! And how can it be that he will be ten next year? I am sure he just came home from the hospital in a baby blanket. And it hit me, hard, how all those pictures I am taking of him (and his siblings) are for a future tv, to be broadcast at a future wedding reception, for a future bride/groom to watch. I told Robbie to not do this to me, because I would not be able to stop crying. I was crying watching a mom I don't even know! But she was just smiling and hugging her son. Will the next decade prepare me to let go? Will the teen years make it seem not so bad that he is moving on? I guess time will tell.<br /><br />So, we wish the happy couple the very best life has to offer! We love you both and think you are the luckiest people to have found each other. You are just perfect together. And you'll have so many wonderful years. And like 2011 was to us, you'll have some years you'll wish you could forget. But if you have each other it will be just fine, and you'll come out wiser and better off for it. And you'll wonder where the time went and who those young, fresh faces were as you look at your wedding photos. Take lots of pictures - you'll need them for a tv in a reception hall one day.....</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-60337585588383049032011-08-18T19:44:00.002-04:002011-08-18T20:26:56.946-04:00A Dark and Stormy Night<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHWmL06YgIjmle7QO3Pffec9AxY7BxjZVupyCfIFLsQ_0tTzRYkg-D3mNE8xKic6mkr1pm64m568sLC8e1lxKeEfwtVOOliD8uDCixUlWXLQEegPvrez4wHYIAHbSpO5tuu-cTZ27w4PjS/s1600/IMG_9980.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5642347087589297762" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHWmL06YgIjmle7QO3Pffec9AxY7BxjZVupyCfIFLsQ_0tTzRYkg-D3mNE8xKic6mkr1pm64m568sLC8e1lxKeEfwtVOOliD8uDCixUlWXLQEegPvrez4wHYIAHbSpO5tuu-cTZ27w4PjS/s320/IMG_9980.JPG" /></a>
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<br /><div>It all started with a phone call from my friend Wendy. We are kindred souls when it comes to wildlife. We share bird sighting stories and love/hate relationship with small dogs. Her more the love part, me more the hate. Anyway, she called one day while we were in Florida (she lives there) and told me about the coolest experience and she knew I'd want to do it too. Her husband knew a guy, who knew a guy....who took them to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">Casperson</span> Beach to watch the sea turtles lay their eggs. She told me how the County had volunteers out there with red flashlights (to not confuse the turtles) and they would let you touch the turtles if they rested on the sand during their return to the Gulf. She told me how their shells glowed with <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">phosphorescence</span> and how your hand would too after you touched one. And she got to see FIVE turtles that night! FIVE! Wow, that was about the coolest thing I'd ever heard! Resisting the urge to strangle her through the phone for not calling me to join her, I thanked her for the info.</div>
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<br /><div>And then there was a raindrop. And the 'heat' lightning was directly overhead. Oh yeah, the skies opened UP. Buckets. That is what rained down on us. Buckets of rain. Accompanied by strong, gusty winds and lightning. Yes, lightning was cracking all around us, electrifying the air. We were in the middle of nowhere in a Florida thunderstorm. We were at least a mile from our car. (If it seems you've heard me talk about being in the middle of nowhere before, you are correct. I get caught there more often than the average human.) </div>
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<br /><div>Unfortunately, we were never able to catch sight of a sea turtle. We made several other trips down to the beach, late at night, but to no avail. The most disheartening morning was when we found a brand new nest in a spot we passed on our way back at 1am. So between 1am and 9am we missed it. </div>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-78394678123951346372011-07-30T19:00:00.003-04:002011-07-30T19:20:50.231-04:00A Girls Day Out<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc9YMKBpYmOId51y2GSxIq8eWJwVv9RKGqcSNICUIhdVvP9YH8UHTEbweyW2ozB8IlvB5VZOIJRDRl6_gZcT69u3-aTDYuxnYD0CY1FcQwGr9tIqD5MOtjQbr0ahOrPvM-vsPyN9Hv_im7/s1600/IMG_0774.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5635284503714983090" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc9YMKBpYmOId51y2GSxIq8eWJwVv9RKGqcSNICUIhdVvP9YH8UHTEbweyW2ozB8IlvB5VZOIJRDRl6_gZcT69u3-aTDYuxnYD0CY1FcQwGr9tIqD5MOtjQbr0ahOrPvM-vsPyN9Hv_im7/s320/IMG_0774.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><div>We had a Girls Day today. The boys went with dad to swim and canoe at Table Rock. Natalie was feeling a bit left out. Then she remembered me telling her that when the boys went away for camping, scouting, etc. we'd have a girls only day. So she asked if today qualified and I thought it probably did. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>I had the idea of making a small quilt for one of her baby dolls. But before I gave her my idea she said, "I want to get my ears pierced today!" Wow, didn't see that coming. We've asked her about getting her ears pierced before and she was vehemently opposed. She must have been thinking it over. Or maybe you just get braver once you turn 6 years old, which she did this month. Or perhaps rising first graders are just more brave than kindergarteners. Whatever the reason, she was ready today.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>We hit the mall and the Piercing Pagoda lickety split. We looked at every single pair of earrings available and I thought the pink 'diamonds' would be perfect. She thought the pink hearts filled the bill. So, pink hearts it is! I was a little hesitant to pay the lady before the earrings were actually in her ears but that seemed to be the way it is done. Natalie didn't hesitate when it came time to hop in the chair, though. She sat through the alcohol wipes and the dot placement. Then she watched the gun and on the count of three she had one earring in place. There was a few seconds delay and a tiny, "Ouch!" but she sat still and now has a matching earring in the other ear. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>We celebrated with a chocolate chip cookie because she did so well. Or, from my point of view, the cookie filled up her hands and she couldn't twirl her new earrings around. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>You are a brave and beautiful girl, Natalie! I loved spending time with you today.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-66932500114189701122011-07-24T21:54:00.002-04:002011-07-24T22:24:03.704-04:00East Coast Vs. West Coast: A slightly biased comparative analysisI've been blessed. More blessed than I deserve, to quote Dave (Ramsey). And I've run into my fair share of good luck too. One of those lucky moments happened at Payless Shoe Store two Fridays ago. Robbie called to say that my mom had called and offered us a free week on Hilton Head Island. And although I had just left a five week vacation in Florida that same week, I was more than happy to accept her gracious offer.<br /><br />So, with two coasts fresh in my mind, I offer you my opinions on who offered the better experience. <br /><br />Best diving pelicans: Hilton Head<br />Best sunsets: Venice, FL (well, being the west coast, you get to watch the sun set over the water so that is a no brainer)<br />Best sunrises: I suppose I'll have to give this to Hilton Head. I don't get up early enough to know.<br />Best sand for riding a bike: Hilton Head<br />Best bike trails: Hilton Head<br /><br />Although, I have to throw Venice a bone here. Riding bikes around Venice was more fun. But we visit in the off season and the place is deserted. Summer in SW FL means no traffic! Summer in Hilton Head means no parking spots, anywhere!<br /><br />Best food: Just from looking around at all the cool restaurants, I'll give this one to Hilton Head. We didn't eat out much.<br /><br />Best snorkeling: Venice, FL<br />Best beach water color: Venice, FL<br />Best pier: Venice, FL (that isn't exactly fair since I didn't see one in Hilton Head)<br />Best light house: Hilton Head (this counteracts the above, because there is no lighthouse in Venice!)<br />Best man singing at the Marina: Hilton Head<br />Best Marina: Venice, FL<br />Best shells: Venice, FL (no shells in Hilton Head!)<br />Best Sharks teeth: Venice, FL (shark tooth capital of the world)<br />Best marsh: Hilton Head<br />Best deserted beach: Venice, FL (I go for solitary beach experiences)<br />Best party beach: Hilton Head<br /><br />And I have to comment on that. When you go to the beach in Venice you take a towel (or not), maybe a chair, possibly an umbrella, snorkel and mask. Done.<br /><br />When you go to the beach in Hilton Head, to do it properly you must have the following:<br />fancy stroller thingy<br />four sided tent with either Gamecocks, Tigers or Georgia Bulldogs printed on it<br />eight coolers packed with food and cold beverages<br />heavy, wooden armed beach chairs<br />mats<br />boom box to play Jimmy Buffet<br />badmitton set<br />bikes<br />buckets<br />shovels (garden type, industrial shovels, plastic doesn't work in this sand)<br />33 beach towels to hang from inside your four-sided tent<br />bogey boards<br />pink and green monogrammed bags full of other stuff<br />all your friends and your extended family<br /><br />Hilton Head people don't go to the beach so much as they tailgate on it. It is quite the sight! They gather in large groups with many tents side by side. They start to resemble a Bombay trinket shop after a while. And they don't go down to the beach for an hour or so- this is an all day event. I guess with so many people there you can just come and go throughout the day, but somebody is always there to hold down the spot. (I bet if you go up to a tent on a game day it will have salt and sand on it somewhere, probably from Hilton Head.)<br /><br />So, you have my take on how the east coast differs from the west coast. I'll take either, whenever I can get it. But you know my heart really does love it the most in little Venice, FL.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-36681203042420777342011-06-28T09:53:00.018-04:002011-06-29T20:42:11.292-04:00Florida 2011<div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div></div><br /><div>We are having a great time here in sunny SW Florida. Here are some snippets of our trip so far:<br />Floating in the pool after dark, staring up at the big dipper.<br /><br />Smelling cocoplum, especially at night.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimwB1fj8lQj_uOHM5nBMe36TKEAhozUs_9y5fjaWGnpwS4ps-8eyAigNzm9_y93KhnHBsmXMRYSkc__O5z8CQpqUKXDNyqEiiL59wYIbNrHz_0BCWMf5Wi56YM6K6NAivOhv0oTxUgZc_O/s1600/IMG_9996.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623308526319139058" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimwB1fj8lQj_uOHM5nBMe36TKEAhozUs_9y5fjaWGnpwS4ps-8eyAigNzm9_y93KhnHBsmXMRYSkc__O5z8CQpqUKXDNyqEiiL59wYIbNrHz_0BCWMf5Wi56YM6K6NAivOhv0oTxUgZc_O/s320/IMG_9996.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div>Crab hunting after sunset.<br /></div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCvX-8LxTvSyq_AK8NFqWdvbG8Jr1X3q8DaWlj-bJmKLIWs4PDUbc2WmJZ3H_2fHGYopcL3TyvxsTED2h8MqPV9YzkYO6si3bTCWDIS9JUkIkkaefQj5mzUZ5P-ga2E1nmPSIBFKGEwfa3/s1600/IMG_9510.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623281088518744770" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCvX-8LxTvSyq_AK8NFqWdvbG8Jr1X3q8DaWlj-bJmKLIWs4PDUbc2WmJZ3H_2fHGYopcL3TyvxsTED2h8MqPV9YzkYO6si3bTCWDIS9JUkIkkaefQj5mzUZ5P-ga2E1nmPSIBFKGEwfa3/s320/IMG_9510.JPG" /></a><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div>Learning to surf.</div><br /><div><br /></div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6S2qgHfgaaBd4pZWyogaxMzLpzvfXITXFVEz74EaHp8pcfpCH4Va3X6bBAA8CgdkJYUoQdxnM9UJt5GonW6IUusW0hndBsr9SFV9-jBarkW-z07DItCGt_QRH90eKPpTXgEnQLkWLUEXz/s1600/IMG_9437.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623307147709693442" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6S2qgHfgaaBd4pZWyogaxMzLpzvfXITXFVEz74EaHp8pcfpCH4Va3X6bBAA8CgdkJYUoQdxnM9UJt5GonW6IUusW0hndBsr9SFV9-jBarkW-z07DItCGt_QRH90eKPpTXgEnQLkWLUEXz/s320/IMG_9437.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div>Riding bikes all over the island. </div><br /><div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL8r5CU4FvQUcOrxIgLqzkYGAeHwAlRdM_2blkjEsEba8xttxequHjM63P3s_4EKpV4r5V7gRwjKawK7WEtjDPMhBVXka6eXihPE4-vhz7ILRu6yKz-mYh1pADpFDjV6w4ENPS8FdMdufe/s1600/IMG_9549.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623303050096296258" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL8r5CU4FvQUcOrxIgLqzkYGAeHwAlRdM_2blkjEsEba8xttxequHjM63P3s_4EKpV4r5V7gRwjKawK7WEtjDPMhBVXka6eXihPE4-vhz7ILRu6yKz-mYh1pADpFDjV6w4ENPS8FdMdufe/s320/IMG_9549.JPG" /></a><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlX67tEWiAeeUOTT5C_VCIWb1d6Pw3MMLRB4kYdrlzKtxmgcil-OCxDSXt-N2bzHnJv0ht7Tt0snckV_vtFBsPy7qWBnCkQmYO1ED6nG_Ee2CoPxw-MtoHon7wZeTybWYMHxuYC0Qo1W05/s1600/IMG_9548.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 227px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 161px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623281102993470770" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlX67tEWiAeeUOTT5C_VCIWb1d6Pw3MMLRB4kYdrlzKtxmgcil-OCxDSXt-N2bzHnJv0ht7Tt0snckV_vtFBsPy7qWBnCkQmYO1ED6nG_Ee2CoPxw-MtoHon7wZeTybWYMHxuYC0Qo1W05/s320/IMG_9548.JPG" /></a>Catching lizards, Andy still has it!<br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div>Finding all the spots where we take pictures and updating 2011 <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7cxksJF5Jf_rvI04zy-bGf6TTFQsbo5hzdl475B46REcQGE3AmTRdeUyAJNesF2FmU4WbqXcCtwmh65SlFXgEPBMcJVEB_Kh7JfHKYUL_w-WkC6F7WyflZ7LQPI0sWvKaw6HEisX56UUr/s1600/IMG_9578.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 240px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623283898953159346" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7cxksJF5Jf_rvI04zy-bGf6TTFQsbo5hzdl475B46REcQGE3AmTRdeUyAJNesF2FmU4WbqXcCtwmh65SlFXgEPBMcJVEB_Kh7JfHKYUL_w-WkC6F7WyflZ7LQPI0sWvKaw6HEisX56UUr/s320/IMG_9578.JPG" /></a>style. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Pasta salad from t<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPK5nnw7zvYHVJZLUl9A70bQb0FLHKl7YnYbkNkqFgMMvaNXa5xggT02acCkutJDRfT3ygThw60wLgVf2SxKpbevteaJy1niIJ-osDG4H3KZeEOCE3aEMiyNUKfrBiM28KS_K6crRF4QTA/s1600/IMG_9991.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623308529360072130" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPK5nnw7zvYHVJZLUl9A70bQb0FLHKl7YnYbkNkqFgMMvaNXa5xggT02acCkutJDRfT3ygThw60wLgVf2SxKpbevteaJy1niIJ-osDG4H3KZeEOCE3aEMiyNUKfrBiM28KS_K6crRF4QTA/s320/IMG_9991.JPG" /></a>he Publix deli. Why don't all Publix have this? Hint: If you eat it out of the plastic container, there is no dish to wash.<br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />PB&J sandwiches, almost everyday.<br /><br />Still wearing the SCUBA masks we bought before we were married. What a great investment!<br /><br />Swimming with a manatee!! A - MAZ - ING! Also exhausting, they are faster than they look!</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Posing with a woody surf wagon<br /></div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzn1UhUTGevCoEBs5DwzLJKJSnrPsL9T34i2VuC9U5oEID_qgwPkhLKzGXwf5RZQSDSW71CCwjG6kdi0UfMZoZcC0x7rtnSQ-74fyaergnfeggOZhLsFsMCxwKWoYWV2MKCSVvR_0d6giS/s1600/IMG_9620.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623308538964406306" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzn1UhUTGevCoEBs5DwzLJKJSnrPsL9T34i2VuC9U5oEID_qgwPkhLKzGXwf5RZQSDSW71CCwjG6kdi0UfMZoZcC0x7rtnSQ-74fyaergnfeggOZhLsFsMCxwKWoYWV2MKCSVvR_0d6giS/s320/IMG_9620.JPG" /></a></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Key's birthday dinner at Mi Pueblo. I love the shrimp avacado salad.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIVmuAEkN6XMLWN6Ymc_xhS_fobTziYg9KMv45dhqXk3hvMa-B_IVySYCsY1P679qThbITAVGT4onQLDsHWEtfnxXui27iiIR7x8tmYNvybfYN3QWEhbS36ylyRt40c8Fr8jzqxsZr7_X4/s1600/IMG_9626.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623795754116078434" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIVmuAEkN6XMLWN6Ymc_xhS_fobTziYg9KMv45dhqXk3hvMa-B_IVySYCsY1P679qThbITAVGT4onQLDsHWEtfnxXui27iiIR7x8tmYNvybfYN3QWEhbS36ylyRt40c8Fr8jzqxsZr7_X4/s320/IMG_9626.JPG" /></a></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtTOCrChE2_cpmJCYWXzVDKU2nzTSoF25n2XA-tUpOVm6-tuTu40ANe56947WG0pHVGDkMLvOoUNXFMmBxWXsyuGNgEdTxYM-y6L-orsceXm8jTc7Gg5KDprtFG7niXmay8ViFO0H8xRGI/s1600/IMG_9634.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 240px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623312872247672226" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtTOCrChE2_cpmJCYWXzVDKU2nzTSoF25n2XA-tUpOVm6-tuTu40ANe56947WG0pHVGDkMLvOoUNXFMmBxWXsyuGNgEdTxYM-y6L-orsceXm8jTc7Gg5KDprtFG7niXmay8ViFO0H8xRGI/s320/IMG_9634.JPG" /></a> Balloon animals (or princesses, take your pick.)<br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>Ice cream every evening.<br /><br />Wi Fi at the pool.<br /><br />Military-like pelican formations.<br /><br />Cold tap water does not exist here. I knew that, but had forgotten.<br /><br />The smell of sunscreen, even after a shower. Robbie can really coat us good.<br /><br />Those darn turtles laying eggs in the middle of the night when I am not looking. (Update, I did start looking...it was a dark and stormy night. No, really, it was. And I took Andy with me. I'll save the rest for another time.)<br /><br />Seeing pool friends, year after year. Meeting new ones too.<br /><br />Beach umbrellas as backdrops for cool pictures, and<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuzFRxZgc1ZzZYM51f1R4mYIgIAJ8LpWOEhjIcouPYbGgWuORnUTBPntJWCZahfgLqkwqJth2qDtPFUiYOSb69gr_LA0C_MK5r6jWYiPNhJbGK21lIe8vBj4A2iZHXMx1mFgPJfbyYuq7y/s1600/IMG_9835.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623311943989050226" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuzFRxZgc1ZzZYM51f1R4mYIgIAJ8LpWOEhjIcouPYbGgWuORnUTBPntJWCZahfgLqkwqJth2qDtPFUiYOSb69gr_LA0C_MK5r6jWYiPNhJbGK21lIe8vBj4A2iZHXMx1mFgPJfbyYuq7y/s320/IMG_9835.JPG" /></a> they second as a shady spot on the beach.<br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div>Three thousand shades of blue, no chance of picking they mos<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJgmO2DKG8POO4wM-MK6Ox9Ckl1OYMpS6P1yBNofWtOqvbqezpPUhI8FB3K3qiy87kwdoq50NULlawc3fIvDsrwAILX86Ul6PA1VgA1AvZTiA978Xc51OGRj_eBnIyDEnaO71tBS1h6TnO/s1600/IMG_9569.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623283892476696274" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJgmO2DKG8POO4wM-MK6Ox9Ckl1OYMpS6P1yBNofWtOqvbqezpPUhI8FB3K3qiy87kwdoq50NULlawc3fIvDsrwAILX86Ul6PA1VgA1AvZTiA978Xc51OGRj_eBnIyDEnaO71tBS1h6TnO/s320/IMG_9569.JPG" /></a>t beautiful. They all win. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Watching the old lady, straw hat society do water aerobics in the pool. (I almost snapped a picture. You're glad I didn't!)<br /><br />Enjoying the interesting art downtown Sara<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghwKqTDjnrQB4QNYmGVnY0Hy7bzIHMuRepBdBd4Qhpo3NhdU-3Qks_FEHYAD3Wdf9cIpdxWbiVK6LV-m7demgadBdLhug_JGY0MZumcctj1g4nxxRiTz0WQhEzNKgeKCJNQ0s9iTMBipJS/s1600/IMG_9603.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623314738122578274" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghwKqTDjnrQB4QNYmGVnY0Hy7bzIHMuRepBdBd4Qhpo3NhdU-3Qks_FEHYAD3Wdf9cIpdxWbiVK6LV-m7demgadBdLhug_JGY0MZumcctj1g4nxxRiTz0WQhEzNKgeKCJNQ0s9iTMBipJS/s320/IMG_9603.JPG" /></a>sota. Some recognizable, some not.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div>Sun kissed highlights in our hair.<br /><br />Tans so deep they make our teeth glow.<br /><br />Reading the Sarasota Herald Tribune. I miss it.<br /><br />Reading a so-so paperback til 1am, knowing I'll get those sleep hours back in the form of an afternoon nap.<br /><br />Gallons of pink lemonade, gallons of ice cream, gallons of chilled peanut M&M's. Seriously, we've been buying M&M's in the party sized bag<strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">s</span></strong> - and there is no party!!!<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvkPDwQ9qTQezfU10YddtJSLHOJ1Z0QPz5ojtIpVjdVcah2t0HX4qOF8kf8zK2VwSaQJohvxwhjRFjmEaH-F0R1EKzfrptJLTGgbKdhFF6L8PVxBseGZnptP_f6hmYKc0-_PVRUbg9w1Wy/s1600/IMG_0001.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623795734913891858" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvkPDwQ9qTQezfU10YddtJSLHOJ1Z0QPz5ojtIpVjdVcah2t0HX4qOF8kf8zK2VwSaQJohvxwhjRFjmEaH-F0R1EKzfrptJLTGgbKdhFF6L8PVxBseGZnptP_f6hmYKc0-_PVRUbg9w1Wy/s320/IMG_0001.JPG" /></a><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Sea slugs in a bucket. (Temporarily, of course)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj66YQlZLuUPaDYuHGwVOoFgditJryvTVCxGXcBwFZb9k1Hjkq5_lGMlhePuUs8tsR20zUMl18szSzGRyyc6urPuc7tSsx0fX4ZSwi2BGRUGixmITU1aVSLLYhgZ7IoGx2eHbkPRLjHFhgF/s1600/IMG_9837.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623303066120428002" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj66YQlZLuUPaDYuHGwVOoFgditJryvTVCxGXcBwFZb9k1Hjkq5_lGMlhePuUs8tsR20zUMl18szSzGRyyc6urPuc7tSsx0fX4ZSwi2BGRUGixmITU1aVSLLYhgZ7IoGx2eHbkPRLjHFhgF/s320/IMG_9837.JPG" /></a><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Sporadic sightings of the resident black snake, although Andy swears it is a cobra.<br /><br />CraigsList iPod Touches for the boys. They paid!<br /><br />Free apps, free apps, free apps!<br /><br />Foxtail ferns, <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoLZygaF3b1p4QfEi97kImHYWL5_Ddk9nMZgjru5zg3yLD_OVP8B10miRTga8oT6YmAL-ZecHxvtAeYrZVYcZe8NmeI94eoQG1jGrbulRkIvrqCYyums5p5Gxs6e7ZcO3PSIykxuNzzaJj/s1600/IMG_9830.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623303061795656418" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoLZygaF3b1p4QfEi97kImHYWL5_Ddk9nMZgjru5zg3yLD_OVP8B10miRTga8oT6YmAL-ZecHxvtAeYrZVYcZe8NmeI94eoQG1jGrbulRkIvrqCYyums5p5Gxs6e7ZcO3PSIykxuNzzaJj/s320/IMG_9830.JPG" /></a>unusual succlents..<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu4hOZ7rWtWveU7tTEGCZIQwlTUG7nA97eiBaQm9AXRplqdwOOca-2kVMrDx62ccltNYsQpfPr9-ngAhl-3VtYLIIDabO0dINoTpptoeT3tphHp8jYRJBdhZ31Ig49LqJsp62nxZard5xd/s1600/IMG_9686.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623314741667933794" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu4hOZ7rWtWveU7tTEGCZIQwlTUG7nA97eiBaQm9AXRplqdwOOca-2kVMrDx62ccltNYsQpfPr9-ngAhl-3VtYLIIDabO0dINoTpptoeT3tphHp8jYRJBdhZ31Ig49LqJsp62nxZard5xd/s320/IMG_9686.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div>Pink cheeks, peeling shoulders.<br /><br />Getting lost underwater in a huge school of jacks. Awesome experience.<br /><br />Diving for fighting conchs and assorted hermit crabs to live (for at least ten minutes) in the seaside castle built especially for them.<br /><br />Forgotten flip flops means burned feet, and carrying children along with beach bags.<br /><br />Dinner at The Columbia! Love Cuban food. Boliche!<br /><br />Watching the meandering bike formation ahead of me. Robbie leads, Natalie right behind. Me in cow's tail position.<br /><br />Dodging skittering lizards as they cross in front of the bike. "Oh, look Mom! Those lizards are hugging!" (Yes. Yes they are!)<br /><br />Stopping the bikes to talk to anyone walking a dachshund. Robbie's idea.<br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuDmAcCXPrdsoVB_PqUTkIPbYOJ_WGenq9mt8rT_TUriNE8yNP_GvcfSsEo3QZRHRiFx9RtrkFgWRjTm9H50WTXKJGMZwg5w_cdIzj5EvKzVFagD-ys_ckdTuJEnZgOuhnz0omXcUA4VWU/s1600/IMG_9538.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623281094444150034" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuDmAcCXPrdsoVB_PqUTkIPbYOJ_WGenq9mt8rT_TUriNE8yNP_GvcfSsEo3QZRHRiFx9RtrkFgWRjTm9H50WTXKJGMZwg5w_cdIzj5EvKzVFagD-ys_ckdTuJEnZgOuhnz0omXcUA4VWU/s320/IMG_9538.JPG" /></a><br />Boat rides with friends.<br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDz8sx27cKsPLE15_gSLaV11Oc1S9y4wUZZ6_Qb9CZcdNP55R-w7flr5utEaRgkvMVF4jHi32mupwUNOck2OxQ86Tvi2JxoffEo3s2z5yFzd62uBkMvlDoAzJA74_-ekG_Xfcgbqd37ioQ/s1600/IMG_9543.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 240px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623281097685474466" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDz8sx27cKsPLE15_gSLaV11Oc1S9y4wUZZ6_Qb9CZcdNP55R-w7flr5utEaRgkvMVF4jHi32mupwUNOck2OxQ86Tvi2JxoffEo3s2z5yFzd62uBkMvlDoAzJA74_-ekG_Xfcgbqd37ioQ/s320/IMG_9543.JPG" /></a>Robbie's first attempt at wake boarding. He did great.<br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvD0AdmavrlZRF0cboUKVr7eKmoPwJmiFcI0rg-lmuV6u7U4NJvUR3PKTQyuFWXzTOm9tIgKYiQclyOVQZv7EObzvMl76DZdoMfeZtWh86L5-bkkoNi9muInDgvvfwVKQBccjKnz9IEGG-/s1600/IMG_9997.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 240px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623802130434026626" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvD0AdmavrlZRF0cboUKVr7eKmoPwJmiFcI0rg-lmuV6u7U4NJvUR3PKTQyuFWXzTOm9tIgKYiQclyOVQZv7EObzvMl76DZdoMfeZtWh86L5-bkkoNi9muInDgvvfwVKQBccjKnz9IEGG-/s320/IMG_9997.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />BOGO popsicles. Key almost died of happiness. They are his primary source of nourishment, year round.<br /><br /></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Knives that wouldn't slice hot butter. We keep 'em sharp at Casa Goodson.<br /><br />S<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgl2jbLiuEyy1urf6d9Ce4WZu51K-_GWtvpgUlmp1IvYypk0jWfbWHnExcGkBHxPiuGAsbCZtQomOlqINClxCZUTsvDSEmYoo_S75R7Jdy1GACJqT3GlpbdLNllqda4p_Tf47jYD7irlnUb/s1600/IMG_9506.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623281079762935122" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgl2jbLiuEyy1urf6d9Ce4WZu51K-_GWtvpgUlmp1IvYypk0jWfbWHnExcGkBHxPiuGAsbCZtQomOlqINClxCZUTsvDSEmYoo_S75R7Jdy1GACJqT3GlpbdLNllqda4p_Tf47jYD7irlnUb/s320/IMG_9506.JPG" /></a>unsets almost every night that would knock your socks off, if you wore them here.<br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div>Drum circle on Casey Key and a five year old girl <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGt0jwo_XoaCXPyPub-bgCW9ySua6mU-V5ychYmf2tBxiyp9OQpa65QtK5u9JWknc7bAb44DL1q1ezLH9BVSgN_X9tWalN8huNiD06GGCk7l2iAfPY3c_lMe4iuZ277k6LXX9_sHinoC7Z/s1600/IMG_9876.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 240px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623283917253396674" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGt0jwo_XoaCXPyPub-bgCW9ySua6mU-V5ychYmf2tBxiyp9OQpa65QtK5u9JWknc7bAb44DL1q1ezLH9BVSgN_X9tWalN8huNiD06GGCk7l2iAfPY3c_lMe4iuZ277k6LXX9_sHinoC7Z/s320/IMG_9876.JPG" /></a>who shook her bootie til the sun went down - all while wearing a belly dancing scarf around her waist.<br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Getting a picture of a manatee sticking his snout out of the <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBWG95cLjRDuexmxfaUuAM40s2YEi1NWlo6nKyQyH9PwT3DQUZ9ziTMOltLJMHqkuZkYrQ9JnP0d3ihFHOr7ZkE1U1KANRaKYrihyTTQbdyUfuKdTA5-ctJl0SItTGW3Zg7Bx519y6OeUr/s1600/IMG_9844.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623795743463806354" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBWG95cLjRDuexmxfaUuAM40s2YEi1NWlo6nKyQyH9PwT3DQUZ9ziTMOltLJMHqkuZkYrQ9JnP0d3ihFHOr7ZkE1U1KANRaKYrihyTTQbdyUfuKdTA5-ctJl0SItTGW3Zg7Bx519y6OeUr/s320/IMG_9844.JPG" /></a>water. This is nearly impossible.<br />You'll just have to trust me on this one. I promise that is a manatee snout. I have a better shot of a dolphin fin, but you get the idea of how good a photographer I am when it comes to mammals who live in the sea.<br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>Opti sailboats and a new sailor in our house. He is a veteran of Roberts and Dona bays, running slight<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieQCQEzvzaKLPz9NKKdkGGz7M6Dv2xT4fbK26hyvHQm1en1UmabkH5iN_qmQHuX-Qu2WBr9tSEhl5cnz3ENxapDqhGPMTjr0EF_rao3aRbrD8IXn3ruOEr9Y-XjnTYEnCCN92IsnsEQivS/s1600/IMG_9759.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 240px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623283905225740274" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieQCQEzvzaKLPz9NKKdkGGz7M6Dv2xT4fbK26hyvHQm1en1UmabkH5iN_qmQHuX-Qu2WBr9tSEhl5cnz3ENxapDqhGPMTjr0EF_rao3aRbrD8IXn3ruOEr9Y-XjnTYEnCCN92IsnsEQivS/s320/IMG_9759.JPG" /></a>ly aground around Rattlesnake island, but nothing raising his daggerboard couldn't fix.<br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Nautical knot tying. Practice makes perfect.<br /><br />Neon green pool pass bracelets that a 'blue hair' insisted we should all wear in the pool. Don't sweat the small stuff, lady.<br /><br />Digging for sharks teeth at 'the property' (our old house). Didn't find much but the old man who lives there knew Andy would be back this year and saved him a two inch whopper of a tooth. Thanks, Harold, you mad<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidTCkbSOBVvReyxKvP3Vg_U5PARn-_n3tJW5f172xL_BjT_L4ti6zHlhkVbHUmKW8gLv0yXJQ2jik1uVaKS9JvN53LI5YUZVV2vG1foINIKo5_Fkv87auugP0uXU5rUi41g70o2kAcTHkK/s1600/IMG_0002.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623795731399356994" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidTCkbSOBVvReyxKvP3Vg_U5PARn-_n3tJW5f172xL_BjT_L4ti6zHlhkVbHUmKW8gLv0yXJQ2jik1uVaKS9JvN53LI5YUZVV2vG1foINIKo5_Fkv87auugP0uXU5rUi41g70o2kAcTHkK/s320/IMG_0002.JPG" /></a>e his day!<br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>Pulling a kitchen chair up to an outlet at 11:30pm so you can play on your new (used) iPod Touch as it recharges.<br /><br />Jayyyyy Leno<br /><br />Storage Wars. Glad we don't have A&E back home, I could get used to that. Dave, you are a JERK!<br /><br />Laughing at an anhinga who caught a fish too big to swallow.<br /><br />People watching at Sharkey's Pier.<br /><br />Slowing down to envy houses with for sale signs out front. Thinking either one of two things: </div><br /><div>1) we could never afford that house</div><br /><div>2) we could afford that one, but would we all fit inside at the same time?<br /><br />Tropical Thai - won ton soup and pineapple fried rice with chicken. Throw in a summary of the life of Thailand's fifth president, because Natalie noticed his picture on the wall and asked if he owned the place. Fascinating character, actually. Google him.<br /><br />Really expensive watermelons. We aren't buying many<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQZ9I7Mnk496gtoUoRD5pOfBUu2cpeMXvPTQRwanjY-AHOuEXTSgs3z46xWrdeDEt7gWzHrVMYrIm0o3msVhAfo_rgk9e2J-vfyk1wXnugVbWOnluC1dwyOiINbW4WxpPBVcC1K_d0oEK4/s1600/IMG_9922.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623303070158407874" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQZ9I7Mnk496gtoUoRD5pOfBUu2cpeMXvPTQRwanjY-AHOuEXTSgs3z46xWrdeDEt7gWzHrVMYrIm0o3msVhAfo_rgk9e2J-vfyk1wXnugVbWOnluC1dwyOiINbW4WxpPBVcC1K_d0oEK4/s320/IMG_9922.JPG" /></a>. Did they grow with golden seeds this year and nobody told us?<br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Being genuinely disappointed that the Eastern Screech Owl we found in that Pongam tree last year wasn't in there this year. Yeah, we looked. Twice. Duh! </div><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>This vacation is far from over so I'll just leave it at............to be continued.</div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-39757898139411778792011-05-08T21:57:00.004-04:002011-05-08T22:53:27.579-04:00AccutaneI get that it is Mother's Day. And I get that I should probably be writing about how great a day it was and that my children were angels and how incredible every single second of motherhood is. I get that. But you know what, I hate to break it to anyone who isn't a mother yet (because if you are a mother, you already know this)......it ain't always rose petals and pretty background music and sunshine. Sometimes it is just hard and frustrating and thankless. So when Natalie huffed and slung my Mother's Day card at me, birds were not chirping. I was more 'angry bird' at that point and that is the truth of it all. Seriously, who SLINGS a Mother's Day card!? But I felt like writing tonight and wasn't going to let the fact that it was Mother's Day get in my way. I have had this subject on my mind lately, for whatever reason, so I am going to write about it.<br /><br />Have you ever heard of Accutane? It's that medicine that is mostly used for very severe acne. It also became famous for suicidal side effects, mostly in teenagers, the target patient of Accutane, one would guess.<br /><br />Well, I took it once, but not for acne. I had roseacea, which is when you have a very red face, mostly across your nose and cheeks. After a hundred, "Wow, you sure got sunburned!" comments I decided to find out what was really going on with my face. The dermatologist took one look at me and declared I has roseacea. We tried multiple rounds of tetracycline which didn't help and then we pulled out the big gun, Accutane! I didn't realize what I was in for. Accutane shuts down the oil production in your body. Now, on the surface, this sounds pretty harmless. Trust me, you don't have a clue what grease can do for you until you don't have any!<br /><br />The first thing that started happening was my skin started to crack. Under each fingernail, I started getting cracks. Then my ears, where they attached to my head, started to crack. Then my lips started to peel. I mean PEEL, like...OFF. As in one huge piece. As in I could hand you my lips! I remember being on a business trip and standing in the bathroom at the hotel HOLDING MY LIPS IN MY HAND. And the lips still on my face were raw and burning like fire. And then this started happening every second day for a few weeks. It got intense, to say the least.<br /><br />And then I got sticky. I couldn't pet the cats without yanking out handfuls of fur. And then I'd have to wash my hands to get it off. I couldn't put pieces of paper down. I simply couldn't turn them loose. I had to have someone take them from me. I couldn't cross my bare arms or legs without getting fused to myself. Oil is a lubricant, folks! When you don't have any you stick to everything, including yourself. I would have to slowly peel my arms and legs apart or my skin would rip. I still have scars from cat scratches during that time. I guess you don't heal well without oil. <br /><br />But the strangest part of having no oil production is the way I perceived smells. Quite simply, humans stink. I never realized that until then. I don't guess you would ever know that sort of thing unless you were in my situation. People smell like grease balls, and it is not pleasant! Robbie made the bed up one night and unknowingly switched our pillows. I really insulted him when I gagged at the smell of his pillow. It was amazing the difference it made to not be amongst the greasy population. I had to leave a meeting once when a lady with greasy hair sat down next to me. I couldn't stand being near her! Even just entering a room full of people overwhelmed me. <br /><br />Thankfully, I was only in the sticky, peely, stinky phase for a few weeks. Then I was able to slowly decrease my dose and return to the land of oily and self stinky. You would think you'd want to remain in the non-stinky category, but life would be very difficult that way. The old saying is true in this case, "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em". <br /><br />And the doctor was right about the Accutane. It cured my roseacea. And it gave me lasting insights into how important oil production by our bodies really is. Who'd of thunk it, eh?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-91638299384062649182011-04-24T22:14:00.003-04:002011-04-24T22:50:41.202-04:00It was a Great WeekWe had such a great spring break week. I can't believe it is ending. Tomorrow will be an early morning. Showers, bagels, backpacks, lunches packed and out the door five minutes later than I wanted. Yes, back to the grind. School, work, violin, dinner, bedtime. Routines are important, but breaking them, for a few days, is too. It is too easy to go on auto-pilot in our routines and miss the bigger picture.<br /><br />I'm grateful for the break that let us be together as a family and slow down. We picked Robbie up from the airport on Thursday. The kids weren't expecting him until Saturday, and they thought he'd be driving home. So they didn't suspect a thing when I explained I had to check out a tree at the airport. (Having a Arborist for a mom makes "going to look at a tree" normal and boring.) When we pulled up, I asked, "Hey, who's that?". Key, who couldn't wrap his brain around what his eyes were seeing, sputtered and finally exclaimed, "He won't be here til Saturday!!!". Natalie flung her tiny arms around his neck and refused to let go. Tender hearted Andy had silent tears stream down his cheeks. Dad was home, back with us, and all seemed right with the world.<br /><br />I could turn this into a travel log. We did get out and about during our week, but I think I'll just focus on the things that made it so special.<br /><br />Watching Robbie cut the grass, with Andy riding on his lap. Hearing the made up verses of "Hush Little Baby" coming from Natalie's room each night. Hearing him criss cross the hall fulfilling back scratching requests. Watching him make pancakes and bacon for dinner. Hearing the gentle encouragement he gave each child as they showed him all the new things they'd learned when he was gone. <br /><br />That was what our week was really about. The backdrop being the trips downtown for ice cream, our walking tour of the Clemson campus, etc. On his last day he made sure all of bike tires were filled and that the seats were at the right height and he appeared happy and positive to the kids when he explained it wouldn't be long until we finish school and join him for our summer vacation. But I could tell he was missing us already. And that is just one of the reasons he is such a great dad (and husband). We are truly blessed to have him in our lives. And sometimes it takes having someone out of your life to fully grasp how important it is to have them in your life. <br /><br />And speaking of life, we are still in the midst of deciding where we will be living out the next decade or so. We have lots of possibilities (or, as Natalie would say, possumbilities) and all of them are good things. It is an exciting time to be a Goodson, plus a bit stressful if you really like knowing where you'll soon call home. But I'll take it, because I know where ever we land we'll be together. And THAT is home.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-34086622789559074052011-04-23T14:06:00.002-04:002011-04-23T14:10:09.080-04:00He is still here<p><a href="http://www.cellspin.net/user/af419e70dc/post/132209/"><img src="http://posts.cellspin.net/posts/96891/2011/04/23/full_68481eb459fa319cc23addc6dbbfd5c0.png" title="He is still here" /></a></p><br /><br /><p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.cellspin.net/">www.cellspin.net</a></p><br /><br /><br />Robbie has been here all week but has to go back to FL tomorrow. I'll post more soon about of wonderful week together.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-82054668067426748342011-04-23T13:44:00.000-04:002011-04-23T13:45:02.313-04:00He is still homeAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-71893207183374964892011-03-25T17:02:00.003-04:002011-03-25T17:48:14.918-04:00Andy<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSfos821kVllRaR2CbUeyz4tzOG3hhFsFReN_9nrpWffoUGSA8NrJPuMTGoEeFvpm38UjxPQTT2_eZU5vNMMKMWDriGk8ASKvAlFw760lHPFzr9XgCIgsJBBsWc_thk9mruQy16AvFw0ML/s1600/Myrtle+Beach+Fall+2010+090.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSfos821kVllRaR2CbUeyz4tzOG3hhFsFReN_9nrpWffoUGSA8NrJPuMTGoEeFvpm38UjxPQTT2_eZU5vNMMKMWDriGk8ASKvAlFw760lHPFzr9XgCIgsJBBsWc_thk9mruQy16AvFw0ML/s320/Myrtle+Beach+Fall+2010+090.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5588135678105069970" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div>Well, here is the last installment of the Goodson kids. Andrew Dean is our middle child and the most gentle soul I've ever met. He is so much like his father he is routinely referred to as 'Little Robbie'. He even sees it in himself and will giggle after a particularly 'Robbie' action or saying. <div><br /></div><div>Andy was the miracle we never thought we'd have. We found out he was on the way when Key was ten months old. Stunned would be an understatement. Joy would also not do it justice. A 'free' child, out of the blue, not the result of testing and shots and endless waiting. A blessing we didn't dare hope for nor even deserve. All of his brother's firsts were going to be repeated, and it was just too good to be true. </div><div><br /></div><div>We didn't find out the gender, yet again, but we were somehow convinced that Andy was a girl. He was so different, in utero. His brother slept for nine months. Andy kick boxed. He could literally throw me off balance as I walked. He kept his father awake at night with his constant motion. We were a bit scared at what this all might mean. We named him Natalie. </div><div><br /></div><div>And then HE was here. And we couldn't call him Natalie anymore. We threw names at him until the nurse insisted that we pick one and stick with it. We gazed at him and he gazed back with eyes that seemed to say he'd been here for a long time. We called him a little old man and named him after Andy Griffith and his grandfather, Harold Dean. Andrew Dean it was, but don't dare call him Andrew now. He can't stand it.</div><div><br /></div><div>From the start he was my shadow. He needed me, and only me, for at least the first year of his life. If there is a picture of us together, he is smiling. If I took the picture, meaning I was an arms length away, he is crying. Many, many, many nights he slept right beside me, my pinky finger as his pacifier. When dad isn't home, he still sleeps with me. Thankfully, I get to keep all of my fingers now!</div><div><br /></div><div>Andy is the sweetest child I've ever met. And I am not just saying that because I am his mother. Any adult who spends time with Andy eventually finds me to tell me the same thing. As we walk together down the halls at his school, teachers I don't know stop to tell me what a special child he is. </div><div><br /></div><div>Andy is helpful. He can sweep the house like nobody's business. He volunteers to help with anything I am doing. He is an extremely hard worker, never gives up. We spread mulch one day for hours and hours and he never left my side. His siblings abandoned us within a half hour, but not my Andy. When he has pulled all of the weeds in the garden he sits on the railroad ties waiting for a new one to pop up.</div><div><br /></div><div>Andy loves to read. He learned to read within just a few days of starting kindergarten. It was as if they just flipped a switch and he knew. He read the first Harry Potter book to me before he turned seven. Every. Single. Word. </div><div><br /></div><div>Andy is an expert lizard catcher. He loves all living creatures and has a shelf of reference books on fish, reptiles, shells, snakes, etc. He can name almost every vertebrate just by looking at it's skeleton. He is like a sponge when animal knowledge is available. His plan is to be an animal dentist when he grows up.</div><div><br /></div><div>Andy started asking us if he could play the violin when he was three. We finally found a teacher, and a tiny violin, when he was four. He just turned seven in February so this is his 3rd year of lessons. He won an honorable mention from South Carolina in the Reflections contest recently. He composed and performed a song. Actually, he wrote over ten songs and chose one of his favorites to perform. The wobbly little notes he drew were adorable!</div><div><br /></div><div>Andy isn't perfect. He has no use for napkins nor underwear and avoids using both. If he has eaten since his last bath, you'll know exactly what it was by looking at his cheeks. And you can tell where he sat to eat it. The underwear thing....not sure what is so offensive about them. He also couldn't keep his shoes tied if his life depended on it. We have a stash of new shoe strings just waiting to go in his shoes. He also routinely clashes with his little sister. Those two are like oil and water. </div><div><br /></div><div>I wish I had more words to describe Andy. He is so much more than I can adequately portray here. But I hope you have enjoyed getting to know him a little through my thoughts. The boy is pure joy to his dad and me. </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div> </div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-82964740712750133402011-02-03T13:06:00.003-05:002011-02-03T19:32:25.710-05:00Scarves<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEYdVDPZCS5b1D2_FQipvbLDxDujNwt3t3czSiltZHhpFXqVbnj3W_MNUvFSeQRLYoeVew_ux73dFLGyzojSfiBA2k2zJznMhHtp8I68nCAMzbrVDXMYQs1BYSsPjJ8pkYWa4vFr2wFNyv/s1600/fringe_scarf.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 271px; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569529611790521794" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEYdVDPZCS5b1D2_FQipvbLDxDujNwt3t3czSiltZHhpFXqVbnj3W_MNUvFSeQRLYoeVew_ux73dFLGyzojSfiBA2k2zJznMhHtp8I68nCAMzbrVDXMYQs1BYSsPjJ8pkYWa4vFr2wFNyv/s320/fringe_scarf.jpg" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>I'm hardly fashion conscious but I have noticed a winter trend - SCARVES. Cute, cute, cute scarves. Which are also quite utilitarian right now because it is beyond cold this winter. But there is a problem with all these cute, colorful scarves. Well, I shouldn't blame the scarves. Really, it's just my problem. I can't wear the things! I am just not scarf material. There doesn't appear to be a body type that can't 'do' scarves. I've seen them on just about every body type. So it must be a mental block at work here. First off, I think I'd suffocate having that thing wrapped around my neck all day. Secondly, I'd be fiddling with it constantly which would be distracting to me and everyone else. Third, I think I'd look as if I tried tying a sofa cushion around my throat and left the house like that. I'm not too bummed about this mental inability to carry a fashion trend. I'm so rarely dressed to impress that it barely matters. But I do love seeing all of you wearing those scarves. You look GREAT!</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-10540873305641724652011-01-15T19:13:00.004-05:002011-01-16T14:38:57.642-05:00Next Up - Thomas Key<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeCFvf6-1qX3MJ2Rgy2-mkb8CTWT-loPbVYSkgBetZi388hW7yIprsl0-nczJRk3bwlsT12sRKQNg5MPBFgqYTtCJTi_Bb90jp34ApBcANJy9HSvuypkzeYAaR06LTCOFu4MIAr1Y4n9Fe/s1600/Florida2010+062.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeCFvf6-1qX3MJ2Rgy2-mkb8CTWT-loPbVYSkgBetZi388hW7yIprsl0-nczJRk3bwlsT12sRKQNg5MPBFgqYTtCJTi_Bb90jp34ApBcANJy9HSvuypkzeYAaR06LTCOFu4MIAr1Y4n9Fe/s320/Florida2010+062.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5562870483580080546" /></a></div>CSN Stores has over 200 online stores where you can find everything from stylish<span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><a href="http://www.allmodern.com/Dining-Room-c32873.html"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Modern dining room furniture</span></a><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span>to cute cookware to chic lighting pieces! And they are letting you in on the action. Leave a comment below and I'll pick a winner on Friday, January 21st for a $25 gift card to any one of their online stores. Thanks again to CSN Stores for asking the Goodson Gang to sponsor a giveaway. You've been awesome to work with.<br /><br />Now, on to another child of mine. Tonight I think I'll talk about the oldest, Mr. Thomas Key. Key is now an eight year old third grader, which seems impossible. But, on the other hand, I can't really remember life without him, either. Robbie and I had been married for almost nine years when we became parents, through the modern miracle of IVF (in vitro fertilization). We are eternally grateful for the miracle that Key truly is to us.<br /><br />Key has always been an easy child. For the first year or so of his life he slept approximately 23.5 hours a day. He was like one of those baby dolls that close their eyes when you lay them down. If you ever needed a break all you'd have to do is lay him down. He'd close his eyes and nap for hours. I went from working full time to staring at a sleeping baby full time. I've actually never slept so much in my life as I did when Key was an infant. I didn't really understand that this wasn't normal at the time. (Andy changed all that, don't be too mad at me.)<br /><br />Key is always on the look out for the big payday. He always has a money angle on his ideas and plans. He can instantly think up a really good reason for his brother or sister to part with their money, and give it to him. He is quite convincing, and usually takes their allowance, until we inquire and make him give it back. He sets up stores and sells his wares all the time. He behaves at school so that he'll earn 'Gator bucks' and then buys things he knows Andy or Nat will like so he can convert the Gator bucks into cold, hard cash. In short, the boy could sell ice to an Eskimo!<br /><br />Which leads to the dilemma of school. School takes up way too much of Key's day. How is he supposed to be out there earning a living while he is trapped at school? He is convinced he could make it on his own right here, right now. If only his parents didn't insist on wasting his time at school.<br /><br />He heard about stocks and asked us a million questions about how they work. He asked if he bought some shares of Walmart, thus becoming part owner, if they would give him a discount.<br /><br />We feel that Key has sufficient motivation to either be a multi-millionaire by the time he reaches age 25 - OR - he'll be in jail! Our goal in life, for Key, is to steer him in the right way to make a buck.<br /><br />Key is also loathe to spend his own money, of which he has a lot. He has a lot because he rarely ever parts with any of it. In fact, he hounded me until I took him to the local bank and opened a savings account in his name. He funnels every dime into that account and then claims, in the middle of Walmart, that he has no money on him and asks if we can spot him. Knowing full well he won't ever pay you back!<br /><br />Key is also a gadget man. He craves the latest and greatest the world has to offer electronically. He owns a Nintendo DSI-XL, a Wii and a spy watch. Oh, and with his Toys R Us gift card he bought a Paper Jamz electric guitar. (I had to spot him the money for the neck strap. I'll never see that $6 again!) For Christmas this year he begged for an iPhone. No, not kidding, he wanted an iPhone. He did not receive one, much to his dismay. He is still relentlessly begging for one though. (Not happening!)<br /><br />Key is also a talented artist. From the earliest time he could pick up a crayon, he has impressed us with his ability to draw. We've rarely seen one of his drawings and asked, "What's that?" He's been featured in the local paper and enjoys after school art lessons.<br /><br />One plan for his future career is to be a Navy pilot. He chose this profession because the Navy will feed you, house you and provide you clothes to wear. Due to his inability to spend his own money, he feels this will suit him well.<br /><br />Key is quick to say 'Thank You'. He is always the one to mention how grateful he is to us for taking him somewhere, or buying him something.<br /><br />We couldn't be more grateful for such a wonderful son!! Bubby, we sure do love you!!!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-58466312208987560072011-01-08T16:01:00.006-05:002011-01-08T16:50:40.605-05:0050 Random Facts About MeMy mind has raced in a thousand different directions lately, as has my body, so I haven't finished writing about the boys yet. I saw another blog with 50 random facts and thought that I could at least garner enough brain power to do that.<br /><br /><br /><br />1) I don't like snow. It is supposed to start snowing tomorrow. I dread it.<br /><br />2) I could not have found a better job than the one I have now as a part-time Arborist. I love what I do.<br /><br />3) The more I ask around, the more convinced I am that I'm a speed reader. How do you know if you qualify?<br /><br />4) I only have a few dear friends. I'd go to the mat for them. They keep me sane. I probably drive them crazy.<br /><br />5) I would love to travel more. I'd even go to cold climates if I knew I wouldn't have to stay long.<br /><br />6) If I can't be on time, I'd rather not go.<br /><br />7) An organized home is extremely important to me.<br /><br />8) When I am stressed, I clean. My house is spotless right now.<br /><br />9) I can ride a unicycle. We live on a hill so I don't ride much right now. I rode a good bit in FL.<br /><br />10) I love, love, love my front loading washer and dryer.<br /><br />11) I love taking pictures and wish I were a better photographer.<br /><br />12) I'd eat Mexican food for every meal if I could.<br /><br />13) Well, I'd also have to throw in some Puerto Rican <a href="http://gopuertorico.about.com/od/food/g/Mofongo.htm"><span style="color:#ff0000;">mofongo</span></a> every once in a while too. That stuff is delicious! If you've never tried it you don't know what you are missing!<br /><br />14) I wish I could wear flip flops every day of the year.<br /><br />15) I need a haircut.<br /><br />16) I hate the sound of non-residential toilets and flush with my foot so I can have my fingers in my ears.<br /><br />17) I do not like dark chocolate.<br /><br />18) I don't own any make-up, and haven't in over 15 years.<br /><br />19) I don't like cows, they scare me. I have cow nightmares.<br /><br />20) I drive a minivan but I can't wait to get rid of it once the kids get older. It's not a swagger wagon to me.<br /><br />21) I'm discovering how far I am willing to go with my 'less is more' idea. It's getting extreme!<br /><br />22) I think I need more sleep than the average person. I never get it, though.<br /><br />23) I'd like to think I could hike the Appalachain Trail, but I bet I'd give up early on.<br /><br />24) I keep journals for each of my kids to record the funny things they've said. I treasure them!<br /><br />25) I've come to appreciate the violin by sitting in weekly lessons with my son.<br /><br />26) I don't like dogs. Any dogs. I used to love them all. Then I got our dog. She turned me against the entire canine species.<br /><br />27) I am even beginning to wonder if cats are worth all the effort I put into them. I do still love a cat though.<br /><br />28) I still hope to learn Spanish one day.<br /><br />29) I love palms.<br /><br />30) I don't enjoy being in large crowds.<br /><br />31) Heights scare me now. I used to not mind them so much.<br /><br />32) My favorite color is sunny yellow.<br /><br />33) I wish my legs weren't quite so long. I'd have a lot more choices in pants if this were so.<br /><br />34) I wish I had the patience to homeschool my children.<br /><br />35) I'm glad I don't bite my fingernails anymore.<br /><br />36) One of my favorite authors is <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Bragg"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Rick Bragg</span></a><span style="color:#ff0000;">.</span> I've read everything I can find by him. I wish he would write more!<br /><br />37) I don't enjoy talking on the phone.<br /><br />38) I love to quilt. So many patterns, so little time.<br /><br />39) I wish I didn't have chronic neck and back pain.<br /><br />40) I hope we can get a swimming pool at our next house.<br /><br />41) I drive way too fast.<br /><br />42) <a href="http://www.tourismbonaire.com/en/"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Bonaire</span></a> is my favorite island so far. I can't wait to check out more.<br /><br />43) I love talk radio.<br /><br />44) I think one of the smartest people on the planet is <a href="http://http//www.jewishworldreview.com/cols/sowell.html"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Thomas Sowell</span></a>. I am so sad he is in his 80's. He has so much common sense that the world needs to hear. I look forward to every one of his columns.<br /><br />45) I'll be glad when my children are too old for Candy Land. Ack.<br /><br />46) I love sparkling grape juice that is always available at the holidays. I'm regretting I didn't stock up.<br /><br />47) I enjoy helping out in my children's classrooms.<br /><br />48) I am a terrible at ironing.<br /><br />49) I have no pain tolerance.<br /><br />50) I love listing things for sale on CraigsList and Ebay. (See #21)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-20350594008663575192010-12-21T19:18:00.003-05:002010-12-21T20:52:58.517-05:00My Daughter<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW81YFWRhhOmVejHhW6IYBXEQYcNt6T6Ez1GaSShEujO5PZ0sP5h70IJIWJyeS-beqsk7LKFeJ78y599Eagux7H21VR0j0AuUF2dqBiq5o7qXd17ZO0soCjyfrLb33tWCm07Aff5FAevh4/s1600/BuzzAndyReflections+007.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5553318218520594930" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW81YFWRhhOmVejHhW6IYBXEQYcNt6T6Ez1GaSShEujO5PZ0sP5h70IJIWJyeS-beqsk7LKFeJ78y599Eagux7H21VR0j0AuUF2dqBiq5o7qXd17ZO0soCjyfrLb33tWCm07Aff5FAevh4/s320/BuzzAndyReflections+007.JPG" /></a><br /><div>I've been meaning to do this for a while now. I would like to end the year with descriptions of each of the kids. You are welcome to learn more about them, and I hope you enjoy a more in depth knowledge of each, but this is mostly for documenting them at the end of 2010. I hope they will enjoy looking back one day to this point in time.<br /><br />I'm starting with my youngest, Miss Natalie. She is five and a half years old and some days I still wake up and am surprised to realize that I have a daughter. After having two boys, I still find it amazing that she is mine. And she is night and day different than her brothers, that is for certain. She came into this world with a clear vision of who she is, and what was acceptable to her. There is little grey in her world, black and white seems to sum up how her opinions are split. Her pointer finger wags at us daily as a reminder of her decisiveness.<br /><br />She is random, if you can even say that after saying she is decisive. Random as in, say, nailing jello to a tree. You just can't pigeon hole her. I get the feeling that if she were asked the same question, by ten different people, she would give ten different answers. And I wouldn't have been able to have guessed any of them. When I am asked questions about her, I really have to think, and I am never certain that what I say will be right. I try to defer to her and let her speak for herself, whoever that is on a particular day. The decisiveness comes in her answer. For whatever she says, she is absolutely sure of it.<br /><br />She is particular about her 'look'. She knows how her hair should be styled and will know it is right only when the last brush of the morning is pulled through. She also knows what she should wear to school and who will like it and who will make fun of her if she is forced to wear it and who she will look better than and who she will not look as good as. She is keenly aware of fashion and how it influences her day. This is new to our house because none of the rest of us have any where near this kind of perception.<br /><br />She doesn't care if she is smart. She is, quite frankly, in many ways an airhead. Flighty, even. She doesn't aim to please in academia. It is okay with her if she doesn't know all of her letters and it concerns her not that her teacher knows it. She is much more concerned that her classmates like her and that she can get a tray lunch instead of carrying a lunch box. She prefers to just 'chit chat' instead of listen. Her track to the water fountain in class is long and winding. Her teacher has banned her from getting water. Her goal in life is to stay on the green card and not get knocked down to yellow, but only because that means she will have to sit on her bed. If there were no consequences at home she'd be fine with living on the yellow card.<br /><br />She is hilarious. She can describe the most crazy events in her day and have us in stitches. She says off the wall things regularly. People she barely knows come up to us and say, "I just have to share what your daughter just told me....." This scares me and her dad every single time. Because we can't even begin to guess what we are about to hear. Once she told her Sunday school teacher that she and her family lived at Wal-Mart with Jesus. See? Could that be any more random?<br /><br />She loves cats, which she gets honestly, because her mother is also a cat lover. She carries them like babies, or slung over a shoulder. She pesters them until they hide. She talks to them like they are people, almost as if she thinks they might answer her back. The only thing she doesn't allow is for them to sleep with her, lest they step on her eyeballs.<br /><br />She is way more domestic than her brothers. She can make her bed well, even though her bed has two pillows and theirs only have one. She gets out her own clothes and dresses herself much better than them. She is the first one up every morning and wants to be in the shower first too. She knows that if she gets in first she can pick a song to listen to on the way to school. Right now her favorite is "Lips are Sealed" by the Go Go's.<br /><br />She thinks she can sing. She tries to sing every song as an opera singer would. She closes her eyes and wavers her voice. Sometimes it works (hymns), sometimes it doesn't (Beach Boys). She practices singing and takes it very seriously. If asked what she does well, she mentions singing.<br /><br />She is a cuddle bug at the end of the day. She wants someone to scratch her back and she wants dad to sing "Hush Little Baby" while lying in bed each night. Dad is good about that because he knows it is important to her. She and dad have a special bond. She goes to him first if he is home. She passes my side of the bed and goes around to his side when she comes in our room, usually too early for either of us. He can calm her better than I can. He can reason with her better than me, too. I think she and I are just a tad too much alike, actually. Like matching magnets, we repel.<br /><br />But I love that little girl to the moon and back, and I know she loves me just as much. So we deal with the 5:45am, Saturday wake ups because no matter how many times we ask her not to do it, we know we are wasting our breath. She will be there. And that is a good thing.<br /><br />So. Natalie Caroline, we love you so much!!! Even though we never use the name Natalie or Caroline. You will always be our Missy.</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-44250216677712422712010-12-04T14:55:00.002-05:002010-12-04T15:18:35.699-05:00What Happened to TV?I can't even believe I am typing this. I don't watch TV anymore. How did this happen? Because I'm not boycotting TV, I just can't find anything to watch. We still have cable, but I am not sure why. I guess because the kids like the Disney Channel. I even called to cancel Dish last week but we are under contract until October. Unless something drastic happens we are done with cable TV in October. Rabbit ears, here we come. Can you even attach rabbit ears to a flat screen? <br /><br />I am amazed that you can flip through 100+ channels of NOTHING. Have I changed or is it TV programming? I've always been able to find something to watch. Now? The only thing we watch as a family is America's Funniest Videos on Sunday evening. If it weren't for that show (and the fact that we watch it as a family) I wouldn't turn the TV on. I do not like reality TV. I don't care if you can sing, dance, survive on a deserted island or get along with a bunch of crazy people trapped in a house. I don't want to know about the drama of housewives all over the country. I would go on but I am too clueless to even know what else is out there not to like! <br /><br />Just this week both grandma's called to say there was a tornado headed our way. They knew our TV wouldn't be on so they wanted us to be safe. We turned it on and got a two minute update til the dish went out. So even in an emergency the TV was not useful.<br /><br />I have watched the Clemson Tigers play football a few times this season. But I find that I can't even sit still long enough to watch TV anymore. Even if I am interested I just have more important things to do than sit on the couch and stare at the TV. I'm just not used to it anymore. Commercials are especially irritating and loud. I get sensory overload about ten minutes in. <br /><br />I've even banned TV for the kids Mon-Thurs. I thought there would be major fits over the new rule. Only for a day or two. Now they don't even ask. I think that is awesome! They read more now, play outside more often, and play the Wii. At least the Wii keeps them active. I think by October they'll be ready to go cold turkey. <br /><br />Do you watch TV?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-51792141880265392982010-11-30T19:03:00.006-05:002010-12-01T10:10:39.347-05:00Thank You Shutterfly<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFZRynfbUuZWqBkq1E1kDGYoEr0G5NUFnP8miAvgzZxkZWIFP7qg4jJRYT7T6gX-TuNC7ahyphenhyphen19p-VLM-525iZ8W6KbfS6cv9jZ8e4CI9tfcJ561sPNkgdYNE3ee46dyPiVTCD5D7O1Yp0z/s1600/MVC_280X%2528rev+0%2529+%2528rev+0%2529.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5545500244232733074" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFZRynfbUuZWqBkq1E1kDGYoEr0G5NUFnP8miAvgzZxkZWIFP7qg4jJRYT7T6gX-TuNC7ahyphenhyphen19p-VLM-525iZ8W6KbfS6cv9jZ8e4CI9tfcJ561sPNkgdYNE3ee46dyPiVTCD5D7O1Yp0z/s320/MVC_280X%2528rev+0%2529+%2528rev+0%2529.jpg" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDaxqud80R7jBKnQoO6ve6VX3tfH5g7qnDkVC1fkO1w4kNPNbV1ZeaRgGR_iBu5Vea2uJ7N46nK-1wAOjnFLETR7BLtMIOv67onriGA5rdei8PsZ8-ZS9TXvKQGp09fm9Tmic5f-YueCdF/s1600/christmaspic07.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5545500239525678786" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDaxqud80R7jBKnQoO6ve6VX3tfH5g7qnDkVC1fkO1w4kNPNbV1ZeaRgGR_iBu5Vea2uJ7N46nK-1wAOjnFLETR7BLtMIOv67onriGA5rdei8PsZ8-ZS9TXvKQGp09fm9Tmic5f-YueCdF/s320/christmaspic07.JPG" /></a><br /><br /></div><div>If you know me, you know I love Christmas cards! My cards always have a picture of the kids on it. ALWAYS! So, when Shutterfly offered to send me the first 50 free I jumped at the chance. It took me forever to find the perfect card because there are tons of great ones to choose from. But again, if you know me, my favorite place to be is the beach. Most of my past cards have beach pictures on them. Key riding a radio flyer down a snow white sand hill, Key and Andy in red trunks with red buckets full of sand, etc. I tried to get Robbie to make us a sand snowman and he said it couldn't be done. Now that I've actually seen one I realized he was just being lazy!!! Maybe this summer... Anyway, as I was saying, I found the perfect card for us. Because a perfect Christmas would be a tropical one. </div><div></div><div><a href="http://www.shutterfly.com/cards-stationery/christmas-photo-cards"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Christmas Photo Cards: Photo Christmas Cards & Personalized Christmas Cards Shutterfly</span></a></div><div></div><div>Check out the dozens of different designs. I know you'll find one pefect for you.</div><div></div><div>And if you have already decided upon your cards and have them in the mail I'll try not to be jealous. You might want to check out Shutterfly's great selection of birthday invitations: <a href="http://www.shutterfly.com/cards-stationery/birthday-cards-stationery"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Birthday Cards and Birthday Photo Cards, Birthday Party Cards, Birthday Note Cards Shutterfly</span></a></div><br /><br />And don't forget to order your 2011 calendars. If you add great pictures of the kids the grandparents would love to get one for Christmas! <div><a href="http://www.shutterfly.com/calendars"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Photo Calendars & Custom Wall Calendars, Personalized Desk Calendars Shutterfly</span></a> They are super easy to customize. You can add all of your own events so you'll never forget a birthday.</div><div></div><div>Merry Christmas friends!!!<br /><br /></div><div></div><div><br /><br /></div><div></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-74793547879546155642010-11-13T18:45:00.002-05:002010-11-13T19:49:22.832-05:00In the NewsSo cruise ships are in the news again. Usually they make the front page due to a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">rotovirus</span> or a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">norovirus</span>. This time, fire in the engine room. My sister, who lives in California, was on a cruise this past week. Thankfully, not the disabled ship though. She sailed out of Florida. <br /><br />I've been on a cruise. It was my first, last and only. I cruised with some friends, who discovered just what a stick in the mud I really am. They were great, and had lots of fun. Me? Not so much. Cruising is, most decidedly, NOT for me.<br /><br />We went on a cheap cruise, for just four days (thankfully!). Maybe that was it? But it was awful, just awful. First of all, the whole ship's decor was tacky. Swirling red and purple designs on all the carpet. Carpet that didn't just cover the floor but all the walls too. It was enough to make you sick in dry dock, much less out on the open seas. <br /><br />Our room was approximately 3 feet wide by 5 feet long. Three of us shared this room. I included the bathroom in the above measurements. I'd never seen a combo sink/shower/toilet until I arrived. I slept (fitfully) on the top bunk. And when I wanted to roll over, I climbed out and flipped over and then slid back into place. My suitcase was at the bottom of my bed so my legs could never fully extend. Lovely. One good thing about our room though, was that we had a tiny window to let in some light. The rooms across the hall looked like caves and I am seriously not sure I would have survived in one of those. If we paid extra for that window it was money well spent!<br /><br />Most of our time on board was spent waiting. We waited in the hall to get to the elevator. We waited outside the elevator to get on it. We waited on another floor to eat. We waited to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">disembark</span>. We waited to get back on the ship. And every single cough I heard or railing I touched screamed <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error">ROTOVIRUS</span>. <br /><br />Because there were SO MANY people on this ship. A virus <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">smorgasbord</span> - no wonder you hear so much about this on cruise ships! I can only describe it like this: think of Black Friday at the mall, about 10am. Then, imagine someone locking the doors and sending the mall out to sea. That is what if felt like on that ship. People were everywhere!<br /><br />Things to do on the ship were limited if you are a stick in the mud. The main activity was drinking large quantities of alcohol. I don't drink. It helped if you smoked and gambled too. Neither for me, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-error">thankyouverymuch</span>. Oh, if you were a soccer fan you could watch it on TV, but you'd have to know Spanish to understand the announcers. In fact, I didn't find any English speaking channels at all. I felt very disconnected on board. No current news was available unless you paid some crazy amount of money per MINUTE to get online. I decided to remain uninformed of current events. <br /><br />One day I signed up for an excursion. I decided to go feed the sting rays. I am a diver and had seen pictures of a place called Sting Ray City where you go out and swim among them and feed them bread and are able to pet them in the wild. I was really excited. Well, let me tell ya, this wasn't even close! The excursion was to start at 11:30am. I got up bright and early so I could get some shopping done in town before I joined my group. When I opened the room door I realized I was trapped. Hordes of people jamming the hall, waiting for an elevator to get off the ship. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_6" class="blsp-spelling-error">Uggh</span>! I barely made it off in time to get to my excursion. Seriously! And what took so long to get off the boat? We were all forced to have our pictures taken with a fake parrot sitting on our shoulders! I am NOT KIDDING.<br /><br /> Then we took a small boat over to Carnival's private island. We were fenced in on a small portion of the island. The sting rays were fenced in as well. We were required to wear old life jackets and stood in waist deep water while the trained sting rays swam in a line past us, grabbing pieces of fish from our hands. Not the brush with nature I had envisioned. Then it was lunch time. I ate a $6 <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_7" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">hot dog</span>. Then I sat on the beach until it was time to go back to the ship. <br /><br />The next day was our 'free day at sea', which basically meant - we have no plans to stop anywhere and you are completely at our mercy. I ran around their jogging track until I just couldn't take it anymore. Then I showered and headed to breakfast. There were 100 tables open. But you couldn't sit at those. You had to sit with the other folks who came down at the same time you did. So, here I am at a table with a honeymoon couple, several middle aged couples and one REALLY old couple. The old lady had on this low cut moo-moo dress that showed everything she had. The honeymoon couple laughed <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_8" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">every time</span> they glanced in her direction. Would it have killed them to give me a newspaper from the day we set sail and let me sit at my own table? Jeesh.<br /><br />Then it was time to hit the pool. Okay, the pool was about twice the size of our room. No, I'm not joking. Twenty people in that pool and it would have been crowded. And it was a suspicious green color. Not appealing at all. So, I decided to just grab a lounge chair and catch some rays. Well, there were so many lounge chairs on deck that they were all touching each other. You had to start at the bottom, crawl up the chair and then flip over. And you had better like your neighbor really well. It was really hot, but I was hanging in there. Then, the reggae band started. Oh my. I bet folks on the nearest island heard them! I lasted about 30 seconds after they got started. I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_10" class="blsp-spelling-error">scootched</span> right off the end of my chair and went back to my room. <br /><br />The next day was the best day of all. The cruise ended. I have never been so glad to end a vacation in my LIFE. You know that feeling you get when you don't have your car with you, maybe y0u rode with someone else, and you aren't having fun but you don't have the option to leave? That is a terrible feeling. And it started the minute we got on board. I was terribly claustrophobic the whole time. If a helicopter had landed and offered to take the highest bidder off the ship I hate to think how much it would have cost me but I would have won that auction!<br /><br />So, that is my only cruise experience. I know, I know, I'm the weird one, not you. You had tons of fun on your multiple cruises and can't wait to book your next one. I'll just find a deserted island somewhere (with NO fences or <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_11" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">hot dogs</span>!) and live happily ever after.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-5677343778182481762010-11-02T08:43:00.004-04:002010-11-02T11:22:52.200-04:00FoodDear <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">Goodson</span> Children,<br />On Saturday night, at the annual Chili cook off, I took 2<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">nd</span> place. 2<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">nd</span> place! And I didn't even try all that hard. I flipped through my homemade cookbook Saturday morning and picked up the ingredients that afternoon. By 5:30pm the house smelled good and we had award winning chili. Viola! Now, don't get me wrong, I am no Julia <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error">Childs</span>. But I CAN cook. Decent, edible meals are possible from my kitchen.<br /><br />One day, dear children, YOU will be the one faced with cooking for YOUR children. And I hate to do it to you but I wish with every fiber of my being that they are as picky as each of you. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">More so</span>, if that is even possible.<br /><br />I hope they ask what's for dinner and then cut you off mid-sentence wailing, "<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-error">Ohhhhhhhhh</span> NO! I HATE THAT!!!!!!" Even if it is something that they have never heard of until that very moment and can't have a CLUE as to what is in it or what it might taste like.<br /><br />I hope you stand in the middle of the grocery store, surrounded by food, and wonder what you can buy that they will eat.<br /><br />I hope that when you do find something that two of them will eat that the third gags on it, every single time.<br /><br />I hope they sit at the table and cry over perfectly good food.<br /><br />I hope they are eventually sent to their beds with empty stomachs because they refused to try anything on <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_6" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">their</span> plates.<br /><br />I hope your 6 six year old sons weigh 35 lbs.<br /><br />I hope you have to beg your friends for food ideas. Then realize after the second suggestion that your children are not normal eaters and nothing you are hearing would interest them in the least.<br /><br />I hope your 4Ker comes out of class at noon SO excited because at snack time he had banana pudding and he LOVED it. And you are SO excited that he ate something and loved it that you drive directly to the grocery store, find the '<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_7" class="blsp-spelling-error">Nilla</span> Wafers, buy all the ingredients on the back of the box, rush home and make it for him. Then, as he hesitantly takes a bite, he declares it awful. And you ask his teacher the next day and she says they made instant vanilla pudding, not banana pudding. And it turns out that your son only liked the 'shaking' part of this snack, not the 'eating' part.<br /><br />I hope your toddlers put one piece of food in their mouth and hold it there, without swallowing. Thus preventing you from adding the next bite. I hope they get up from their nap 2 hours later with that same bite still in their mouth, apparently afraid you'd try to feed them as they slept.<br /><br />I hope you have to report at every doctor visit that your children do not eat, they live off air. You are not sure how they poop, because pooping would require eating at some point. And the pediatrician, like your friends, tries to give you suggestions. Suggestions that aren't even close to something your child would eat.<br /><br />I hope that before you leave on vacation you spend a week making a very short list of foods that the grandparents MIGHT sneak into your children while you are gone.<br /><br />I hope that you are embarrassed when well meaning friends say, "Ah, just let them eat with us tonight, we're just having <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_8" class="blsp-spelling-error">xxxxxx</span>." Because you KNOW your child would never eat that. So you just say you'd better be getting home.<br /><br />I hope you go to bed at night wondering if they took ONE bite of anything that day.<br /><br />My dear children, I will continue to cook good food for you. It is my job. I love you and want you to EAT. Something. Anything! But I am so very frustrated with you right now. I don't want to eat the entire bowl of vegetable beef soup. It starts to get old after the 4<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_9" class="blsp-spelling-error">th</span> day in a row. And I am leaving your father out of this entirely because if I got started on his picky-<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_10" class="blsp-spelling-error">ness</span> it would be even less cheerful of a post than it is now. (But seriously, who doesn't eat pasta?)<br /><br />Anyway, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_11" class="blsp-spelling-error">BON</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_12" class="blsp-spelling-error">APPETIT</span>!<br /><br />Love, MomAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359814706110614275.post-6928232041743394162010-10-24T20:22:00.003-04:002010-10-26T18:45:39.042-04:00AloneDo you like being alone? I really enjoy alone time. I lived alone for a while in college and I LOVED it. Every single day of it. I had my share of rotten roommates, but that wasn't it. I just really liked being alone. I used to go out to eat alone and then catch a movie. Felt great!<br /><br />A couple of years ago I spent my birthday alone and I have to say it was one of my favorite birthdays in memory. I went to a two day seminar in order to renew my Arborist's license in Winston Salem, NC. I dropped off the two little ones with my mom in Gaffney and Robbie and Key batch'ed it here in Greenville. I was on my OWN for a night. Just so happened it was my birthday. Bonus. So I went to check into my cheap-o hotel, because I am cheap-o. BUT, they were overbooked. My immediate thought was that this wasn't going to end well. Well, cheap-o hotel sent me to a VERY nice hotel nearby - FOR FREE. It was an old, renovated factory. My room had really cool brick walls and super high ceilings. My bed was a 4 poster with a nice down comforter. They served warm cookies and milk in the lobby. I walked next door to a fabulous restaurant and spent more than I normally would have because my room was FREE. I got a big slice of cheesecake and brought it back to my room. Ate it in bed and didn't share a crumb with anybody! Ahhh! Happy birthday to me.<br /><br />Lately, for some reason, I've been picturing a nice, darkened room. It is a hotel with a bed turned down. It looks so comfy. Nice crisp, white sheets. No one is there but me and I can just lay there and not move. No dog that whines in the middle of the night. No cats that jump onto the bed and land on my head at 3am. No snoring husband. No little girl to wake me at 6am on a Saturday morning (but who must be dragged to the shower on a weekday). No alarm clock to wake me. Nothing to have to get up and do.<br /><br />Don't get me wrong. I love my snoring husband (he doesn't even snore than much anymore!). I also love my princess girl who wakes me up on Saturdays. But the rare chance I get to be alone, or just dream about being alone, is such a treat!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17208721506242142249noreply@blogger.com4