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Wednesday, July 28, 2010
I realized after my children started to talk that they were hilarious on a regular basis. I loved the way they expressed things and knew I'd never remember them all. I decided to start a notebook for each of them and put all of their funny comments, questions, etc together. They each have several notebooks now and they love for me to read them the funny things they've said and done. If my house caught fire I'd want to rescue these books first. Here is a very small sample of what I've captured:
A little boy pushed you on the playground today. You told me, "I thought he was a better man than that."
Natalie was screaming and you told me, "She is about to bust my drums!"
Deep thought for the day: I wonder why grown-ups read books on the toilet? I never see kids do that.
Andy: Opening a box of Oreo's... "know what that smell says? It says, 'I need a glass of milk'."
Complaining about your sister: "She's mean like a guard dog."
You hit Natalie in the shower this morning. When asked why you said she 'pushed me up on the side like a sucker fish'.
You laughed at how scared grandmommy was when you caught a lizard. You said, "She doesn't like my catchin' skills."
You always tell me to 'Shine and Rise, mom!"
You were so excited to see so many fish this year in Florida....herds and herds of them!
Your favorite candy bar....Greasy Cup
For breakfast you want a waffle, with plain syrup, that has NOT been mapled!
Upon waking - my breath is dirty.
Am I larry-ous? (hilarious)
Seeing the full moon - "I think the moon has a light bulb in it."
Very sleepy girl before school one morning, not wanting to get dressed: "I can't take it anymore! How long do we live?"
Wearing a new princess gown for the first time: "Does the tag say, 'Natalie is a princess'?"
You don't feel so good tonight. You have 'sticks in your throat and your brain hurts'.
Hand sanitizer = Hanitizer
I tucked your hair behind your ears and you immediately looked in the mirror and declared, "Lisa Goodson, you have RUINED my afro!"
Where do bubbles go when they pop?
I asked how you slept. "I sleeped and sleeped and sleeped. Then I woke up and opened my eyes. I saw a head. It had lots of hair on it. It was Andy."
Are pigs made out of bacon?
While watching fireworks you asked if Heavenly Father was shooting arrows at us.
After your first day of pre-K: I'm not learning ANYTHING! I can't write my name and I STILL can't read!
You got a friend-girlfriend at school. You couldn't remember her name but she has 'the cutest head'.
After I got a new haircut: Your eyes were huge and you stared at me for a long time then you asked, "Did you freak out when you saw that new haircut?"
You told us that Santa couldn't bring you the Thomas the Train set you wanted. When we asked why you replied, "Because Thomas the Train is only available at Toys R Us."
You were riding your bike really fast and told us you were 'flying like a chicken.'
Worms are 'bird pasta'.
You announced you had 'man fur' on your arms.
Seeing your sister in tights for the first time: Wow, Missy is wearing sock pants!
You: Where do they hide?
You: Those people!
Me: What people?
You: Those people that change the lights from red to green. Where do they hide? I never see them!
Leaving the Y
You: Who did you wave to?
You: That is a funny name.
Me: Yoshi is from Japan.
You: Wow, she sure has a long ride home!