Saturday, January 15, 2011
Now, on to another child of mine. Tonight I think I'll talk about the oldest, Mr. Thomas Key. Key is now an eight year old third grader, which seems impossible. But, on the other hand, I can't really remember life without him, either. Robbie and I had been married for almost nine years when we became parents, through the modern miracle of IVF (in vitro fertilization). We are eternally grateful for the miracle that Key truly is to us.
Key has always been an easy child. For the first year or so of his life he slept approximately 23.5 hours a day. He was like one of those baby dolls that close their eyes when you lay them down. If you ever needed a break all you'd have to do is lay him down. He'd close his eyes and nap for hours. I went from working full time to staring at a sleeping baby full time. I've actually never slept so much in my life as I did when Key was an infant. I didn't really understand that this wasn't normal at the time. (Andy changed all that, don't be too mad at me.)
Key is always on the look out for the big payday. He always has a money angle on his ideas and plans. He can instantly think up a really good reason for his brother or sister to part with their money, and give it to him. He is quite convincing, and usually takes their allowance, until we inquire and make him give it back. He sets up stores and sells his wares all the time. He behaves at school so that he'll earn 'Gator bucks' and then buys things he knows Andy or Nat will like so he can convert the Gator bucks into cold, hard cash. In short, the boy could sell ice to an Eskimo!
Which leads to the dilemma of school. School takes up way too much of Key's day. How is he supposed to be out there earning a living while he is trapped at school? He is convinced he could make it on his own right here, right now. If only his parents didn't insist on wasting his time at school.
He heard about stocks and asked us a million questions about how they work. He asked if he bought some shares of Walmart, thus becoming part owner, if they would give him a discount.
We feel that Key has sufficient motivation to either be a multi-millionaire by the time he reaches age 25 - OR - he'll be in jail! Our goal in life, for Key, is to steer him in the right way to make a buck.
Key is also loathe to spend his own money, of which he has a lot. He has a lot because he rarely ever parts with any of it. In fact, he hounded me until I took him to the local bank and opened a savings account in his name. He funnels every dime into that account and then claims, in the middle of Walmart, that he has no money on him and asks if we can spot him. Knowing full well he won't ever pay you back!
Key is also a gadget man. He craves the latest and greatest the world has to offer electronically. He owns a Nintendo DSI-XL, a Wii and a spy watch. Oh, and with his Toys R Us gift card he bought a Paper Jamz electric guitar. (I had to spot him the money for the neck strap. I'll never see that $6 again!) For Christmas this year he begged for an iPhone. No, not kidding, he wanted an iPhone. He did not receive one, much to his dismay. He is still relentlessly begging for one though. (Not happening!)
Key is also a talented artist. From the earliest time he could pick up a crayon, he has impressed us with his ability to draw. We've rarely seen one of his drawings and asked, "What's that?" He's been featured in the local paper and enjoys after school art lessons.
One plan for his future career is to be a Navy pilot. He chose this profession because the Navy will feed you, house you and provide you clothes to wear. Due to his inability to spend his own money, he feels this will suit him well.
Key is quick to say 'Thank You'. He is always the one to mention how grateful he is to us for taking him somewhere, or buying him something.
We couldn't be more grateful for such a wonderful son!! Bubby, we sure do love you!!!
Saturday, January 8, 2011
My mind has raced in a thousand different directions lately, as has my body, so I haven't finished writing about the boys yet. I saw another blog with 50 random facts and thought that I could at least garner enough brain power to do that.
1) I don't like snow. It is supposed to start snowing tomorrow. I dread it.
2) I could not have found a better job than the one I have now as a part-time Arborist. I love what I do.
3) The more I ask around, the more convinced I am that I'm a speed reader. How do you know if you qualify?
4) I only have a few dear friends. I'd go to the mat for them. They keep me sane. I probably drive them crazy.
5) I would love to travel more. I'd even go to cold climates if I knew I wouldn't have to stay long.
6) If I can't be on time, I'd rather not go.
7) An organized home is extremely important to me.
8) When I am stressed, I clean. My house is spotless right now.
9) I can ride a unicycle. We live on a hill so I don't ride much right now. I rode a good bit in FL.
10) I love, love, love my front loading washer and dryer.
11) I love taking pictures and wish I were a better photographer.
12) I'd eat Mexican food for every meal if I could.
13) Well, I'd also have to throw in some Puerto Rican mofongo every once in a while too. That stuff is delicious! If you've never tried it you don't know what you are missing!
14) I wish I could wear flip flops every day of the year.
15) I need a haircut.
16) I hate the sound of non-residential toilets and flush with my foot so I can have my fingers in my ears.
17) I do not like dark chocolate.
18) I don't own any make-up, and haven't in over 15 years.
19) I don't like cows, they scare me. I have cow nightmares.
20) I drive a minivan but I can't wait to get rid of it once the kids get older. It's not a swagger wagon to me.
21) I'm discovering how far I am willing to go with my 'less is more' idea. It's getting extreme!
22) I think I need more sleep than the average person. I never get it, though.
23) I'd like to think I could hike the Appalachain Trail, but I bet I'd give up early on.
24) I keep journals for each of my kids to record the funny things they've said. I treasure them!
25) I've come to appreciate the violin by sitting in weekly lessons with my son.
26) I don't like dogs. Any dogs. I used to love them all. Then I got our dog. She turned me against the entire canine species.
27) I am even beginning to wonder if cats are worth all the effort I put into them. I do still love a cat though.
28) I still hope to learn Spanish one day.
29) I love palms.
30) I don't enjoy being in large crowds.
31) Heights scare me now. I used to not mind them so much.
32) My favorite color is sunny yellow.
33) I wish my legs weren't quite so long. I'd have a lot more choices in pants if this were so.
34) I wish I had the patience to homeschool my children.
35) I'm glad I don't bite my fingernails anymore.
36) One of my favorite authors is Rick Bragg. I've read everything I can find by him. I wish he would write more!
37) I don't enjoy talking on the phone.
38) I love to quilt. So many patterns, so little time.
39) I wish I didn't have chronic neck and back pain.
40) I hope we can get a swimming pool at our next house.
41) I drive way too fast.
42) Bonaire is my favorite island so far. I can't wait to check out more.
43) I love talk radio.
44) I think one of the smartest people on the planet is Thomas Sowell. I am so sad he is in his 80's. He has so much common sense that the world needs to hear. I look forward to every one of his columns.
45) I'll be glad when my children are too old for Candy Land. Ack.
46) I love sparkling grape juice that is always available at the holidays. I'm regretting I didn't stock up.
47) I enjoy helping out in my children's classrooms.
48) I am a terrible at ironing.
49) I have no pain tolerance.
50) I love listing things for sale on CraigsList and Ebay. (See #21)